PlatinumHawke's Anime

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B-Legend! Battle Bedaman (TV) Worst ever MARBLES! It's Bayblade all over again. Who makes this crap? Who keeps licencing it? Final nail: MARBLES!
Beyblade (TV) Worst ever Spin tops. That you control by SHOUTING REALLY LOUDLY. And somehow summon monsters that attack each other. Which is somehow a big national obsession. It's like Pokemon, just excessively dumber. Final nail: The cat girl isn't even cute.
Fighting Foodons (TV) Worst ever Iron Chef meets really shitty anime. Just another in the long line of FoxBox classics. Final nail: Where do you begin on something like this?
Pokémon (TV) Worst ever Watch the first episode. Now the second one. Now repeat for about.... a few hundred times. Final nail: Seeing Team Rocket getting beaten the same time every episode. With the same star-ding.
UFO Ultramaiden Valkyrie (TV) Worst ever Too much Loli and Catgirls. Far too much. Just how did this get multiple seasons? Final nail: The lolis....
Duel Masters (TV) Awful It's Yuugiou. Again. Except it's trying to be Magic:The Gathering that pulls random rules out of it's ass. I watched one episode and was boggled out of my skull. Final nail: The Loli has boobs...
Pita Ten (TV) Awful Way too much sugar, and not nearly enough substance. The manga is far superior as it actually developed a better plot line and the characters weren't nearly as annoying or grating.
Samurai Girl Real Bout High School (TV) Awful Ok, take one really good fight manga with rather good character designs and a plot that I actually enjoyed, and then turn it into a generic magic girl anime with Keiju Goto artwork and fanservice all around. I hope somebody lost a job over this trainwreck. Final Nail: How about loosing track of the panty shots on the first DVD? Or Shizuma in general?
Touka Gettan (TV) Awful So, it's based off a semi-obscure H-game, barely makes any sense (made by the same people as YamiBou) and is played in reverse order. While the episode order gimmick worked for Haruhi, playing EVERY thing in a backwards fashion makes the show painful to watch.
Yu-Gi-Oh! (TV 2/2000) Awful Do yourself a favour. Go on YouTube and watch the Abridged version. You'll get the same... plot(?) in a fifth of the time. Final nail: A fan produced work is far more enjoyable than this mess ever was.
Flint: The Time Detective (TV) Bad Just about totally forgot about this series. Good enough to keep the little ones occupied for half an hour (maybe), but not much else. Final nail: FoxBox.
Lucky Star (TV) Bad This is what happens when you make an un-funny Azumanga Daioh. Some of the parodies are genuinely funny, but those are far and few between and not nearly enough to make the show worth while. Too much Japanese humour and long running jokes that weren't funny to begin with. The ending segment is actually consistently funnier than the rest of the show before it.
Ultimate Muscle (TV) Bad It aired on FoxBox. Done by 4Kids. That says it all. Final nail: How about, it's crap?
Kirby: Right Back At Ya! (TV) Weak Oh look, another video game series made into anime. Are Hentai games the only adaptations that don't usually suck horribly? Final nail: Replacing Kenichi Ogata with a reaaaaaally bad accent.
Mon Colle Knights (TV) Weak FoxBox contributed to much crummy anime over the last few years. This is another good example. Like Flint, I've forgotten just how bad it was, only remembering that it was bad to begin with. Final nail: FoxBox.
Naruto (TV) Weak It's DBZ with ninjas.
Zatch Bell (TV) Weak
SD Gundam Force (TV) Not really good When I watch a Gundam series, expect to see stuff blowing up and people getting traumatized in the process. The only exception is Turn A, not this. Final nail: What the hell did you do to my Zakus?
Sonic X (TV) Not really good Even more video games made into anime. Suprisingly though, it's semi-enjoyable and not a complete waste of time. Final nail: Just never got around to watching the series. And Gundam SeeD interested me more.
Viewtiful Joe (TV) Not really good Only saw the first few episodes before this got licenced, so I'll probably never get around to actively finishing this. The animation is pretty shoddy and everything is rather... cheesy. Seems to be the type of series that would be more enjoyed by those that played the game it was based on. Final nail: Got licenced by 4Kids.
Claymore (TV) So-so Not a terrible series by any means, just not the kind of series I find entertaining. First episode is rather bad with fairly low production (the music is down right terrible). Heard it gets better as it progresses, but the genre isn't enough to keep me interested.
Astro Boy (TV 2/1980)
Descendants of Darkness (TV)
Dragon Ball (TV)
Dragon Ball GT (TV)
Dragon Ball Z (TV)
Hamtaro (TV)
Inuyasha (TV)
Kaiji (TV)
Maya the Bee (TV)
Medabots (TV)
MegaMan NT Warrior (TV)
Monster Rancher (TV)
Power Stone (TV)
Sailor Moon SuperS (TV)
Saint Seiya (TV)
Shaman King (TV)
Sorcerer Hunters (TV)
Sorcerer Hunters (OAV)
Speed Racer (TV)
Steel Angel Kurumi (TV)
Steel Angel Kurumi 2 (TV)
Zoids/ZERO (TV)