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AirCooledMan_2006
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If life were more like anime.........
1. I'd probably be some immortal bishie running around in hybrid samurai/knight/space marine armor (Somehow able to withstand anything short of heat from a blue star), with a five-shot .50-cal magnum revolver (firing diamond-tipped bullets, and thanks to alien technology, can send a bullet flying at around light speed), Scottish claymore, katana, and bayonet (All diamond-edged, of course). 2. I'd probably work for some highly elite branch of the U.S. military that doesn't officially exist. 3. When hearing dialogue in foreign languages, English/German/Latin subtitles would appear at the bottom of my field of vision. 4. 5. There'd be a bunch of giant robots and stuff a la GITS, Eva, Gundam, et al. 6. I'd have a UFO similar to the alien fighter ships from Independence Day. All pimped out. 7. Harem girls. Need I say more? 8. 4Kids Entertainment and every crap celebrity around wouldn't exist. 9. Rip some stuff from games like Unreal, Halo, Black, Counter-Strike, GTA, and Gears of War, and throw in a soundtrack featuring stuff from Rammstein, L'Arc~En~Ciel, Böhse Onkelz, E Nomine, Orange Range, Jasmin Wagner, Das Präparat, and Turmion Kätilöt. I know, it probably sounds cheesy, but work with me here. 
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The Frankman
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Holy thread ressurection, Batman!!!
1) Anyway, our eye size would be relative to our personalities/age. Kids' eyes would be HUGE, older men would be smaller. 2) American women would have giants racks and wear lots of makeup. 3) There would be a army of elite military girls employed by Japan. Of course you know what the fate of America would be. 4) Also things like this would happen alot more. 
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omar235
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well....I would wait for the DearS to land on Earth...I would stare at my bathtub and wait for it to glow so I could go to an all womens world...I'd get a spaceship and fly around the universe with the sexy girlfriend I would have
 I would want a little sister who isn't related by blood so I could have a relationship with her  and pretty much everything abunai said I'd also have a huge mansion with a highly advanced defence grid and an army of maids with M16 and rocket launchers and of course a really big garage so I could fit my spaceship and my EVA in.
Edit: thankyou for that...you just made my day.
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Viga_of_stars
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Lol that should go in funniest line in a thread thread but i did say at the beginning of my post that i know it might get locked but i know people would still get a kick out of it.
l-o-friggin l
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Tony K.
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Then please make your own. The author of this thread and some of the users who posted in this aren't even around anymore. And you better make your opener good. |
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