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30 Evangelion-Branded Things That Have No Reason to Be Evangelion-Branded

We love Evangelion-branded things as much as the next Evangelion fan—paper fans, postage stamps, tissue boxes, pencil cases, every figure in every configuration and holiday theme imaginable—but sometimes things get out of control. Here are some Evangelion-branded things that have no reason to be Evangelion-branded. Some are outright silly. Others... just take that branding a little too loosely.

Our favorite Evangelion-branded 10 L buckets.

These ammo boxes for all your CDs and Jason Bourne DVDs

These non-descript Eva Unit-## necklaces that will confuse all of your friends

This neck warmer

This puffy purple jacket

This plaid lunch bag that says NERV on it

This Eva Unit-01-patterned tote bag that costs $165

These barely Evangelion-branded jeans (which are sold out)

These Evangelion-branded, Shinji- or Kaworu-scented Fragrances

These Eva-inspired nail art decals (come on!)

This NERV laundry bin

This $103 NERV-stamped belt

This strange Eva-branded Rody cell-phone charm

These camo NERV cargo shorts

These cargo pants

This shirt

This $126 "13" charm

These Eva flip flops

These Eva kicks

This $50 beaded bracelet

This Schick Hydro 5 razor holder

This ugly hat

This sticker for your iPhone/iPad/iPod "Home" button

This $147 box of preserved flowers

These Pentax Q10 cameras

These leopard-print slip-ons

This necklace with a charm of Mari's glasses on it

These $240 Eva sunglasses

These Eva-branded fake eyelashes

This shirt