MSNBC on Animated Porn

The X Button - Bullet Heaven
This week: ESPgaluda II's shooter excellence, Sony's new toy, Tail Concerto's sequel, the second-best Castlevania game, and an overlooked corner of Dragon Ball Z. 2010-03-17

Anime News Nina! - 2010-03-17
It's the 100th Anime News Nina strip! Bust out your party hats and sparkling apple cider! 2010-03-17

RIGHT TURN ONLY!! - Sebastian the Combat Butler
Who would win in a fight: Hayate the Combat Butler, or Black Butler's Sebastian? Find out in this column! Or just chill out with Lucky Star. That works too. 2010-03-16

Shelf Life - Sands of Time
The secret to weathering the recession? Running your own "we do anything" agency.
- Glass Mask pt. 1
- Rin ~Daughters of Mnemosyne~ complete
- Sands of Destruction complete
2010-03-15

Now Streaming: El Cazador De La Bruja 1-4 (d)
With a name like El Cazador, this show should really be in Spanish... But English will have to do. Here's the first 4 episodes dubbed. 2010-03-15

Bleach GN 30
The most memorable fights are often not the ones of brute strength, but the ones where the heroes must conquer the villains in their heads. It's a principle that is exemplified in this volume of Bleach.

Yozakura Quartet DVD Complete Collection
Super-powered youths struggle to protect a town where demons and humans peacefully coexist in this run-of-the-mill offering. Though not bad and at least mildly entertaining, it is a little too bland and underdeveloped to leave much of an impression and is not as sexy as advertised.

Baka and Test Episodes 1-4 Streaming
Just waiting to charm the pants off of anyone who stumbles upon it. Or at least those among them that can stomach the occasional stinker of a rom-com cliché.

Neo Angelique Abyss Sub.DVD
Those who are easily distracted and entertained by pretty things will quickly feel like a cat trapped in a room full of catnip-stuffed mice, and the cover price of these two DVDs is almost worth it based on animation quality alone.

Eureka Seven GN Collection 1
It's not just a recitation of giant robot battles and alien adventures, but an honest tale of love, friendship, and growing up, set against the backdrop of an epic planetary struggle.

Arata: The Legend GN 1
What's going on around Arata seems interesting, yet it's hard to care when he spends the vast majority of his time whining about how betrayed he feels.

Claymore BLURAY
The Blu Ray version of this dark, graphic fantasy series about blond female warriors wielding big swords offers very little that the original DVD releases did not. Though the series shows pronounced shonen influences, it is still, at essence, a very human story, and that makes all the difference.

Dragon Box Z Set 2
Does post-Vegeta-arc DBZ bog down like a fat-bottomed tourist in quicksand? Will cool power-ups and guys putting fists through each other save it anyway? Is it all worth buying yet again? Find out this and more on today's Anime Review Z!!

Case Closed: The Phantom of Baker Street DVD
It's about action-packed sleuthing, which this movie does decently at the end ... but fumbles through a painful beginning and poorly paced middle to get there.

Beast Player Erin Episodes 26-50 Streaming
Where its first half was the story of a young girl maturing into a woman, its second is the story of that woman, bullied by the winds of change into becoming the cornerstone of a new era.

Overman King Gainer DVD Complete Collection
The 26-episode animated television series Overman King Gainer is a mecha fetish extravaganza cooked up according to the following proportional recipe of creative ingredients: 85% action, 10% plot, and 5% character development. So much for the nuanced far future politics that make its director Yoshiyuki Tomino famous.