Additional Subscriber Ranks

Since this idea is widely supported and easy to do, we'll be adding a bunch of custom forum ranks that subscribers will be able to select in their subscription settings. Please refrain from adding offensive or misleading choices. For example, "Forum Guardian" might look inoffensive but is not acceptable because it could mislead people into thinking you're some kind of mod.
Which custom rank do you want?
In the name of the Moon, I shall passive-aggressively post my displeasure 8 out of 77 (10.4%)
The Red that is the Tatsuta River~ 6 out of 77 (7.8%)
Reality is a myth 4 out of 77 (5.2%)
Bibliophile 3 out of 77 (3.9%)
Gone Shopping in Yokohama 3 out of 77 (3.9%)
999 Passenger 3 out of 77 (3.9%)
Mushi-shi 3 out of 77 (3.9%)
Sushi Addict 3 out of 77 (3.9%)
Marathon Man 3 out of 77 (3.9%)
Fujoshi forever! 2 out of 77 (2.6%)
It's a trap! 2 out of 77 (2.6%)
The Japanese Blu-Rays cost HOW much?! 2 out of 77 (2.6%)
WTF CORN 2 out of 77 (2.6%)
State Alchemist 2 out of 77 (2.6%)
501st Strike Witches 2 out of 77 (2.6%)
The Flower We Saw That Day 2 out of 77 (2.6%)
Why Buy when you can build? 1 out of 77 (1.3%)
Potato 1 out of 77 (1.3%)
The embodiment of chocolate 1 out of 77 (1.3%)
Nice Boat 1 out of 77 (1.3%)
Don't make me use the Notebook. 1 out of 77 (1.3%)
Seinen 1 out of 77 (1.3%)
Seme (Ukes welcome) 1 out of 77 (1.3%)
DUCK Secret Agent 1 out of 77 (1.3%)
CLAT operative 1 out of 77 (1.3%)
Another Adolescent Mech Pilot 1 out of 77 (1.3%)
Fabulous Max! 1 out of 77 (1.3%)
Misfortune be upon thee 1 out of 77 (1.3%)
Dying Breed 1 out of 77 (1.3%)
bringing kawaii back 1 out of 77 (1.3%)
A Preacher Waving a Gun Around 1 out of 77 (1.3%)
Nyarko's BF 1 out of 77 (1.3%)
Gundam Pilot 1 out of 77 (1.3%)
More Cowbell 1 out of 77 (1.3%)
Ōarai Girls High School Sensha-dō, Anglerfish Team 1 out of 77 (1.3%)
Cosplay Otaku 1 out of 77 (1.3%)
Angel of War 0 out of 77 (0.0%)
Don't turn it on, take it apart! 0 out of 77 (0.0%)
When in doubt, sand it out! 0 out of 77 (0.0%)
Symbol of Humanity's Decline 0 out of 77 (0.0%)