Additional Subscriber Ranks

Since this idea is widely supported and easy to do, we'll be adding a bunch of custom forum ranks that subscribers will be able to select in their subscription settings. Please refrain from adding offensive or misleading choices. For example, "Forum Guardian" might look inoffensive but is not acceptable because it could mislead people into thinking you're some kind of mod.
Which custom rank do you want?
In the name of the Moon, I shall passive-aggressively post my displeasure 8 out of 78 (10.3%)
The Red that is the Tatsuta River~ 6 out of 78 (7.7%)
Reality is a myth 4 out of 78 (5.1%)
Bibliophile 3 out of 78 (3.8%)
Gone Shopping in Yokohama 3 out of 78 (3.8%)
999 Passenger 3 out of 78 (3.8%)
Mushi-shi 3 out of 78 (3.8%)
Sushi Addict 3 out of 78 (3.8%)
Marathon Man 3 out of 78 (3.8%)
Fujoshi forever! 2 out of 78 (2.6%)
It's a trap! 2 out of 78 (2.6%)
The Japanese Blu-Rays cost HOW much?! 2 out of 78 (2.6%)
WTF CORN 2 out of 78 (2.6%)
State Alchemist 2 out of 78 (2.6%)
501st Strike Witches 2 out of 78 (2.6%)
The Flower We Saw That Day 2 out of 78 (2.6%)
Why Buy when you can build? 1 out of 78 (1.3%)
Potato 1 out of 78 (1.3%)
The embodiment of chocolate 1 out of 78 (1.3%)
Nice Boat 1 out of 78 (1.3%)
Don't make me use the Notebook. 1 out of 78 (1.3%)
Seinen 1 out of 78 (1.3%)
Seme (Ukes welcome) 1 out of 78 (1.3%)
DUCK Secret Agent 1 out of 78 (1.3%)
CLAT operative 1 out of 78 (1.3%)
Another Adolescent Mech Pilot 1 out of 78 (1.3%)
Fabulous Max! 1 out of 78 (1.3%)
Misfortune be upon thee 1 out of 78 (1.3%)
Dying Breed 1 out of 78 (1.3%)
bringing kawaii back 1 out of 78 (1.3%)
A Preacher Waving a Gun Around 1 out of 78 (1.3%)
Nyarko's BF 1 out of 78 (1.3%)
Gundam Pilot 1 out of 78 (1.3%)
More Cowbell 1 out of 78 (1.3%)
Ōarai Girls High School Sensha-dō, Anglerfish Team 1 out of 78 (1.3%)
Cosplay Otaku 1 out of 78 (1.3%)
But these are rated 'E' for 'Everyone!' 1 out of 78 (1.3%)
Angel of War 0 out of 78 (0.0%)
Don't turn it on, take it apart! 0 out of 78 (0.0%)
When in doubt, sand it out! 0 out of 78 (0.0%)
Symbol of Humanity's Decline 0 out of 78 (0.0%)