Additional Subscriber Ranks

Since this idea is widely supported and easy to do, we'll be adding a bunch of custom forum ranks that subscribers will be able to select in their subscription settings. Please refrain from adding offensive or misleading choices. For example, "Forum Guardian" might look inoffensive but is not acceptable because it could mislead people into thinking you're some kind of mod.
Which custom rank do you want?
In the name of the Moon, I shall passive-aggressively post my displeasure 8 out of 80 (10.0%)
The Red that is the Tatsuta River~ 6 out of 80 (7.5%)
Reality is a myth 4 out of 80 (5.0%)
Bibliophile 3 out of 80 (3.8%)
Gone Shopping in Yokohama 3 out of 80 (3.8%)
999 Passenger 3 out of 80 (3.8%)
Mushi-shi 3 out of 80 (3.8%)
Sushi Addict 3 out of 80 (3.8%)
Marathon Man 3 out of 80 (3.8%)
Fujoshi forever! 2 out of 80 (2.5%)
It's a trap! 2 out of 80 (2.5%)
The Japanese Blu-Rays cost HOW much?! 2 out of 80 (2.5%)
WTF CORN 2 out of 80 (2.5%)
State Alchemist 2 out of 80 (2.5%)
501st Strike Witches 2 out of 80 (2.5%)
The Flower We Saw That Day 2 out of 80 (2.5%)
Angel of War 1 out of 80 (1.2%)
Why Buy when you can build? 1 out of 80 (1.2%)
Potato 1 out of 80 (1.2%)
The embodiment of chocolate 1 out of 80 (1.2%)
Nice Boat 1 out of 80 (1.2%)
Don't make me use the Notebook. 1 out of 80 (1.2%)
Seinen 1 out of 80 (1.2%)
Seme (Ukes welcome) 1 out of 80 (1.2%)
DUCK Secret Agent 1 out of 80 (1.2%)
CLAT operative 1 out of 80 (1.2%)
Another Adolescent Mech Pilot 1 out of 80 (1.2%)
Fabulous Max! 1 out of 80 (1.2%)
Misfortune be upon thee 1 out of 80 (1.2%)
Dying Breed 1 out of 80 (1.2%)
bringing kawaii back 1 out of 80 (1.2%)
A Preacher Waving a Gun Around 1 out of 80 (1.2%)
Nyarko's BF 1 out of 80 (1.2%)
Gundam Pilot 1 out of 80 (1.2%)
More Cowbell 1 out of 80 (1.2%)
Ōarai Girls High School Sensha-dō, Anglerfish Team 1 out of 80 (1.2%)
Cosplay Otaku 1 out of 80 (1.2%)
But these are rated 'E' for 'Everyone!' 1 out of 80 (1.2%)
Anime Connoisseur 1 out of 80 (1.2%)
Don't turn it on, take it apart! 0 out of 80 (0.0%)
When in doubt, sand it out! 0 out of 80 (0.0%)
Symbol of Humanity's Decline 0 out of 80 (0.0%)