Additional Subscriber Ranks

Since this idea is widely supported and easy to do, we'll be adding a bunch of custom forum ranks that subscribers will be able to select in their subscription settings. Please refrain from adding offensive or misleading choices. For example, "Forum Guardian" might look inoffensive but is not acceptable because it could mislead people into thinking you're some kind of mod.
Which custom rank do you want?
In the name of the Moon, I shall passive-aggressively post my displeasure 8 out of 79 (10.1%)
The Red that is the Tatsuta River~ 6 out of 79 (7.6%)
Reality is a myth 4 out of 79 (5.1%)
Bibliophile 3 out of 79 (3.8%)
Gone Shopping in Yokohama 3 out of 79 (3.8%)
999 Passenger 3 out of 79 (3.8%)
Mushi-shi 3 out of 79 (3.8%)
Sushi Addict 3 out of 79 (3.8%)
Marathon Man 3 out of 79 (3.8%)
Fujoshi forever! 2 out of 79 (2.5%)
It's a trap! 2 out of 79 (2.5%)
The Japanese Blu-Rays cost HOW much?! 2 out of 79 (2.5%)
WTF CORN 2 out of 79 (2.5%)
State Alchemist 2 out of 79 (2.5%)
501st Strike Witches 2 out of 79 (2.5%)
The Flower We Saw That Day 2 out of 79 (2.5%)
Why Buy when you can build? 1 out of 79 (1.3%)
Potato 1 out of 79 (1.3%)
The embodiment of chocolate 1 out of 79 (1.3%)
Nice Boat 1 out of 79 (1.3%)
Don't make me use the Notebook. 1 out of 79 (1.3%)
Seinen 1 out of 79 (1.3%)
Seme (Ukes welcome) 1 out of 79 (1.3%)
DUCK Secret Agent 1 out of 79 (1.3%)
CLAT operative 1 out of 79 (1.3%)
Another Adolescent Mech Pilot 1 out of 79 (1.3%)
Fabulous Max! 1 out of 79 (1.3%)
Misfortune be upon thee 1 out of 79 (1.3%)
Dying Breed 1 out of 79 (1.3%)
bringing kawaii back 1 out of 79 (1.3%)
A Preacher Waving a Gun Around 1 out of 79 (1.3%)
Nyarko's BF 1 out of 79 (1.3%)
Gundam Pilot 1 out of 79 (1.3%)
More Cowbell 1 out of 79 (1.3%)
Ōarai Girls High School Sensha-dō, Anglerfish Team 1 out of 79 (1.3%)
Cosplay Otaku 1 out of 79 (1.3%)
But these are rated 'E' for 'Everyone!' 1 out of 79 (1.3%)
Anime Connoisseur 1 out of 79 (1.3%)
Angel of War 0 out of 79 (0.0%)
Don't turn it on, take it apart! 0 out of 79 (0.0%)
When in doubt, sand it out! 0 out of 79 (0.0%)
Symbol of Humanity's Decline 0 out of 79 (0.0%)