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Seven Times Monster Musume Almost Became Rated R

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Monster Musume is a very, very naughty manga. When you've got a harem interspecies comedy where the girls are half-snake, half-horse or half-slime mould, the sexy permutations are pretty much infinite. Below, we've nominated our seven favourite guilty pleasures from Monster Musume's early chapters. Warning: the following scenes contain acts which some people may find unnatural...

1 – Monster Musume's first scene gets straight down to business, with our hero tangled in bed with the serpent Lamia girl, Miia. Actually, Miia doesn't have whoopee on her mind - she just wants to use Darling as a hot-water bottle, being naturally cold-blooded, poor girl. Still, that means the lucky lad gets a face-full of Miia's breasts – we doubt he's feeling cold-blooded this fine morning. Then he tries to break free of her coils, and gives Miia a shattering, spectacular orgasm. Who's betting that's the first time he's done that with a lady?

2 – The first meeting with Papi the harpie doesn't go smoothly either. Poor Papi can't eat food from the ice-cream stall, and persuades Darling to hold a lollipop for her while she licks it lovingly. And… well, we don't have say any more, do we? We know you're picturing the scene yourself, and shame on you all, you sick puppies. “Oh… Papi's all sticky.” No problem, Papi, just wash yourself off in that nice park fountain. Remember to take off your clothes first…

3 – Arguably the most universal form of sexual contact in manga and anime is the accidental breast grope. Monster Musume honours this tradition with Darling's first meeting with Centorea, a noble female centaur endowed with bazongas big enough to have their own gravity fields. “Art thou taking foal advantage? How darest thou… Letting thy nasty hands wander!” she snaps at him. We can think of one or two guys we'd like her to meet.

4 – Another round with Papi. When bathtime comes round again, Darling is obliged to help her change into a swimsuit (“Papi can't do it with her hands!”). Then she decides he's her big brother - “If we're siblings, we should play nice right?” Remember kids, anime is not recommended as a guide to happy family relationships. Koi Kaze has much to answer for.

5 – Next up, it's Peak Harem time. Miia, Papi and Centorea are all living in the same house as Darling when the full moon acts on the ladies, inflaming their lusts to unbearable highs. Cue Miia in a negligee, Papi going commando and Centorea offering up her two priceless assets for the lad's pleasure. In short, the girls all really want to jump his bones…

6 – Next up, Darling faces the kind of delicate operation that requires deep trust, maturity and emotional frankness. Miia is shedding her snake scales, much to her dismay, and needs Darling to peel them off as gently as possible. Despite the embarrassment involved, this is a heartwarming bonding experience for both parties, taking their mutual understanding beyond mere sex… until the operation moves to Miia's underparts (and underpants). Mind your hand doesn't slip, Darling! “My trouser snake's gonna do some shedding of its own!”

7 – Time for a new entry to the house – the slime girl Suu, who introduces herself to Darling while he's scrubbing himself down. Shaping herself into a nude nymph, Suu starts scrubbing him herself, resulting in an oozing mix of slime and white foam - yummy. At least until Suu decides to consummate things by consuming poor Darling…

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