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Anthony P
Joined: 27 Oct 2005
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Location: Phoenix, Arizona, US
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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:36 pm
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Here's one I just remembered about; it's from the Anime and Alcohol thread, which was pretty silly to begin with, but I thought this was hilarious:
halo wrote: | I took an eye exam once after two beers and was astonished at how much worse my vision really was. |
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Wolverine Princess
Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Posts: 1100
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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:01 pm
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astra wrote: | Ugh, I can't stop staring at Mai's boobs on the cover. First of all there's the problem with the clothing- it looks like a Greek statue. The fabric seems thin and sticks to her boob area like latex but it's thick and loose around her tummy. Then there's the actual shape of the boob. It looks like it is thin around the base near the torso and then gets fatter. That could be incredibly painful! However, her boob also points upward, giving it the appearance of either being hard (in order to stick up like that) or having some bone in it. What...
Sorry. I just needed to post this. |
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WesW
Joined: 07 Aug 2005
Posts: 144
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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:16 am
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Thanks for the links, Pants. Through wiki, I also found out about leet, which was another term I had been wondering about. It seems like the entire internet is being dominated by the online gaming culture.
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Bruce Lee
Joined: 04 Feb 2003
Posts: 715
Location: Seattle, Washington
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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:27 am
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MorwenLaicoriel wrote: | One anime OT with some pretty bad Engrish in it is "Obsession" from .hack//sign. It's a beautiful sign...but....the lyrics make absolutely no sense, even though they're entirely in english. Anime hyper
"how come I must know
where obsession needs to go?
how come I must know
the direction of relieving?"
Um...what? Are you asking where the restroom is? |
I was laughing about that one for a long time
Steventheeunuch wrote: |
Somebody wrote: |
well i think fighterholic is understand enough of what my words are really means. even though i don't really know what in his mind, so i don't know if my words above is correct to be related
to him. |
me fail english? thats unpossible. |
When I was a n00b here, I always thought Steven would just coldly regulate on people, but now I understand
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LydiaDianne
Joined: 28 Jan 2006
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Location: Southern California
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 1:21 am
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Well I liked this one in the No Answerman thread:
Richard J. wrote
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lostinagoodbook: Thank you for providing a little kitten fix. As a sign of my gratitude, allow me to provide a flake letter for those who need that fix!
Flake Simulacrum wrote:
Dood, when the good Narutos going to start? Filler suks, dub suks, I needs more better Narutos! Narutos is the best animays ever!
Answerman Simulacrum wrote:
Sorry, I can't help you. This is Anime News Network, we don't know anything about "animays" series. Let me know how "Narutos" turns out though.
Right now, our anime Naruto is in the middle of a used car arc. Garaa drives a mean straight shift.
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Bravo! Bravo!
I hope Zac sees that. I'm sure he'll laugh and agree that's alot of the crap he gets.
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fighterholic
Joined: 28 Sep 2005
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:26 am
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This has got to be the best anime I have heard of yet
Richard J. wrote: | I can just see that one now. The brave king Tempest, ruler of the mighty ANN, must do battle with the limitless armies of Spam-bot mecha, sent by the evil Four Kids to destroy the last vestige of anime in a post-anime world.
His traveling companions include: The mighty Neko-Answerman, who has an army of deadly kittens and one talking pet bunny. The adorable paper-fan wielding Bamboo, who beats her enemies with kindness and violence. And the mysterious Nagisa, feared warrior who carries no weapon but instead shatters his enemy's will to fight with his razor sharp wit and cutting words. The are aided in their journey by the wise words of Tony K., a healer monk who is relentlessly pursued by the Useless Poster!
An epic anime indeed.
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Maybe we SHOULD try to make this one.
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TestamentSaki
Joined: 11 Oct 2005
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:44 am
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Pretty cool idea ... And it made me laugh like heck (even though I'm sick)
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Zalis116
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Joined: 31 Mar 2005
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Location: Kazune City
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Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:03 am
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This is the kind of stuff that I see on ANN in the middle of the night...posted here because the mods will probably edit it away when they lock the thread:
George555 wrote: | They add wear on the Mediterranean. Since the early seventies, Denmark and the subsequent Vietnamese invasion
of the National Airspace System NAS in which we might need to free nudism photo nine holes in one of the global scare following the launch of a two-faced ideological decision making. And if a system fails? What if, how, and so everybody gets down on the pornography element of the infamous World War II death railway. The historic railway, featured in the free nudism photo industry as well as various laws and international corruption; violence free nudism photo against women; human rights abuses; state-sponsored violence; and deprivation of local villagers into national parks, making it illegal for them to stay.
The Combat gods are spiteful; they will be created,'' says the country is pre-eminently a safe destination. free nudism photo international air travel clobbered in the ongoing nationwide struggle to k
eep things hotter and keeps the plug is normally too cold. This is another must-do because of a 27-hole golf course in the ongoing nationwide struggle to keep clothing optional beaches. To date, over 30 million Americans free nudism photo experienced mixed free nudism photosocial nudity. |
Of course, links for "free nudism photos" removed.
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abunai
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Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 11:55 am
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Zalis116 wrote: |
George555 wrote: | Since the early seventies, Denmark and the subsequent Vietnamese invasion of the National Airspace System NAS in which we might need to free nudism |
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Curses! My fiendish plan has been uncovered!
Apemen! Grab the nudists and follow me to the escape rocket! We must away to our secret headquarters!
They'll never take me alive!
- abunai
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aya_honda
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 920
Location: Around here
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Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 4:07 pm
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fighterholic wrote: | This has got to be the best anime I have heard of yet
Richard J. wrote: | I can just see that one now. The brave king Tempest, ruler of the mighty ANN, must do battle with the limitless armies of Spam-bot mecha, sent by the evil Four Kids to destroy the last vestige of anime in a post-anime world.
His traveling companions include: The mighty Neko-Answerman, who has an army of deadly kittens and one talking pet bunny. The adorable paper-fan wielding Bamboo, who beats her enemies with kindness and violence. And the mysterious Nagisa, feared warrior who carries no weapon but instead shatters his enemy's will to fight with his razor sharp wit and cutting words. The are aided in their journey by the wise words of Tony K., a healer monk who is relentlessly pursued by the Useless Poster!
An epic anime indeed.
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Maybe we SHOULD try to make this one. |
I definetly support this quote! One of the funniest things ever said! An interesting idea too.
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varmintx
Joined: 31 Jul 2006
Posts: 1200
Location: Covington, KY
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:40 pm
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In honor of a recently locked thread:
abunai wrote: | P.S. If you absolutely have to replace "bad words" with something, don't use "bad word" - that looks absurd. Try something like "[there used to be a word here that the user's Mom said not to use - since the user didn't listen, we've replaced it with this friendly reminder]" or something like that. Humour is a wonderful teaching tool. |
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Shonen Bat
Joined: 10 Aug 2005
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:23 pm
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aya_honda wrote: | I definetly support this quote! One of the funniest things ever said! An interesting idea too. |
That... would be verrrry strange. I thought of an idea for the enemy the dreaded 4kids: Al Khan would be a Decitikhan(pun on his name) and has brainwashed kids into doing his bidding: buying anime that were originally for teenageers and ruining them beyond repair. And the story: Catching wind of this, Temptest and his fellow comrades, Nagisa and Bamboo(Whoever that is) journey to destroy 4kids and the evil Diseptikhan. On their journey, they are joined by the mysterious Tony K. who claims to know the location of the 4kids Castle. On the journey, they meet other anime fans and eneimes such as spammers. However, before they can make their way to the castle, they must first defeat the evil 4KrapSucks and the always reincarnating yusuke_1022.
Somewhat based on a true story(I think).
[EDIT: Please try to avoid excessive quoting. Thanks. -TK]
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frentymon
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Joined: 27 Nov 2005
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Location: San Francisco
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:47 pm
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Shonen Bat wrote: | And the story: Catching wind of this, Temptest and his fellow comrades, Nagisa and Bamboo(Whoever that is) journey to destroy 4kids and the evil Diseptikhan. |
How about my story?:
4Kids and 4Chan get together and have a kid named 4KrapSucks. Turns out little 4Krap really hates his dad 4Kids, so he comes over here to ANN and complains about him every chance he gets. He also happens to have inherited his mom's behaviour and personality.
And unfortunately, stupidity runs all throughout the 4 family. Maybe it's genetic?
Oh, by the way, this is a hilarious quote defining loli already gaining fame over at the Manga forum:
HitokiriShadow wrote: | I think a better definition of lolicon would be "get there before the hair" |
So, I guess in order to be pedo-bear you really must get there before the hair.
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fighterholic
Joined: 28 Sep 2005
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:40 am
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Shonen Bat wrote: | And the story: Catching wind of this, Temptest and his fellow comrades, Nagisa and Bamboo(Whoever that is) journey to destroy 4kids and the evil Diseptikhan. On their journey, they are joined by the mysterious Tony K. who claims to know the location of the 4kids Castle. On the journey, they meet other anime fans and eneimes such as spammers. However, before they can make their way to the castle, they must first defeat the evil 4KrapSucks and the always reincarnating yusuke_1022.
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Bamboo is Bamboo Dong, otherwise known as SakechanBD, our Associate Editor here at ANN.
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Shiroi Hane
Encyclopedia Editor
Joined: 25 Oct 2003
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Location: Wales
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:41 am
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Quote: | I have, and I am - but never going to be native speaker. |
- Andrez on learning Japanese.
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