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Lemonchest
Joined: 18 Mar 2015
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 Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 3:57 pm
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A package came for you this morning, son. When you've finished with it, we need to have a long talk about your future.
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WashuTakahashi
Joined: 18 Mar 2015
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Location: Chicago, IL
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 3:58 pm
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The older sister is already sold out it seems xD
Now to wait patiently for a male version...
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HEY!
Joined: 22 Feb 2015
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 4:01 pm
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| Lemonchest wrote: | | A package came for you this morning, son. When you've finished with it, we need to have a long talk about your future. |
No, dad, we need to have a long talk about you opening my mail.
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TheAAA
Joined: 03 Feb 2016
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 4:01 pm
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| Lemonchest wrote: | | A package came for you this morning, son. When you've finished with it, we need to have a long talk about your future. |
A package came for you this morning, son. When you've finished with it, can I check it out? For research purposes.
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Lemonchest
Joined: 18 Mar 2015
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 4:06 pm
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| Lemonchest wrote: | | A package came for you this morning, son. When you've finished with it, we need to have a long talk about your future. |
No, dad, we need to have a long talk about you opening my mail. |
Son, I don't need to open it when the return address is "lonely loser companion company, Akihabara"
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HEY!
Joined: 22 Feb 2015
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 4:13 pm
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| Lemonchest wrote: | |
Son, I don't need to open it when the return address is "lonely loser companion company, Akihabara" |
But the tape was cut anyways, so what were you doing with my pillow, huh
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relyat08
Joined: 20 Mar 2013
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Location: Northern Virginia
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 4:18 pm
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This is kind of awesome. I would actually buy one of these for a couple of girls. I highly doubt my girlfriend would care at all either, to be honest.
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Lemonchest
Joined: 18 Mar 2015
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 4:20 pm
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| HEY! wrote: | | But the tape was cut anyways, so what were you doing with my pillow, huh? |
Confirming my suspicions, boy. Confirming my suspicions. You can have it back when it's out of the tumble dryer.
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7PhoenixAshes
Joined: 29 Oct 2008
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 4:29 pm
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| Lemonchest wrote: | |
Confirming my suspicions, boy. Confirming my suspicions. You can have it back when it's out of the tumble dryer. |
The dryer?!? But it's air-dry only! You-you've killed my waifu, Dad! NOOOOOOO
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Niyari
Joined: 02 Apr 2011
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 4:59 pm
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we've officially gone too far.
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jmfsilenthill
Joined: 31 Aug 2009
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Location: Chinese cartoons are srs biz
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 5:26 pm
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What a time to be alive.
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Mr. Oshawott
Joined: 12 Mar 2012
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 5:26 pm
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Now people will have the option of buying a dakimakura in digital form, with the extra option of customizing it to their liking. 
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firedragon54738
Joined: 24 Sep 2007
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Location: wisconsin
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 5:27 pm
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Well bye bye japan you had a good run and Where can I get one of those
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Hoppy800
Joined: 09 Aug 2013
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 5:35 pm
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| Niyari wrote: | | we've officially gone too far. |
Nope, still not far enough.
I could use those extra options as own several dakimakura.
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Lemonchest
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 5:42 pm
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| Mr. Oshawott wrote: | Now people will have the option of buying a dakimakura in digital form, with the extra option of customizing it to their liking. |
Do you want the comfort & false sense of companionship of a dakimakura but your living situation doesn't allow for it? Try our new digital dakimakura. Coming soon to Oculus Rift.
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