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Unit 03.5-ish
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Semi-OT, but does anyone else think that despite being a NEW movie, this would deserve a generous dose of bitching from either the Nostalgia Critic or those MST3K guys? Well, I know the latter still does dialogue tracks for the RiffTrax site...still, this just looks RIPE for that kind of..."love".
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Teriyaki Terrier
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Thank you, at least someone understood where I was coming from. It's like Holywood didn't even try to make the characters look like the original characters from Dragon Ball. Picolo looks like a mutant goblin or a rejected character design from Star Trek. Seeing a show that started your interest in anime turned into something this embarssing is quite agrvating. |
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Cliff:
That may have been a factor, but the studio has only had the rights for eight years now; and so it could've started shooting long before the strike. So I'm betting FOX was buoyed by the marketing behind Speed Racer which, at the time, made it look like a sure winner-especially since the Wachowskis had yet to bomb. I agree with you on the TF marketing, though. But the sequel will bomb, because people are getting bored with Shia, and they're clearly just milking the cash-cow for what it's worth-not actually trying to do anything interesting with the material.
Haven't seen RE2, but they're all shot on the cheap, and are thus profitable enough to justify sequels, even with low box office totals. I'm guessing that's what FOX is hoped would happen with DB, but I imagine all those re-shoots will jack up the budget higher than intended. Unit: I think Disaster Movie's the end of that genre-I hope.
Yes, but they at least tried to make it worth the trouble to sell the toys, not just, "Look at that guy piss water! Har Har!" enurtsol:
Yeah, and...? I think most of us hate moe, and only those Akihabara losers get off on it. And it's clearly killing the market in Japan, since there's not enough motivation to buy most shows at face value.
Dunno about fans, but those did make money.
We are voting, by refusing to pay, unless you can sell it to the rest of us, and not just some stupid geeks. dtm:
And I never bought into the idea that you could transform that easily if you have all those useless interlocking parts as depicted in the movie. What's your point?
The average movie-goer doesn't watch these movies, because he/she thinks they're good, but because he/she thinks it'll deliver the stupid money-shot destruction scenes and low-brow comedy they expect from it.
The mecha in the Matrix Revolutions seemed more faithful to Transformers than the effing Transformers movie. And it had the same budget.
Um, it already did compromise itself.
Again. So did Street Fighter and Final Fantasy. |
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Unit 03.5-ish
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Just curious, when and why did this become "TRANSFORMERS SUCKED!" as opposed to "DRAGONBALL IS GOING TO SUCK!"?
But anyway, the original Dragonball was mindless, harmless entertainment. Granted, my exposure to the show was mostly the times I caught it on CN, but I enjoyed it for its quirky sense of humor and its goofy, likable cast. Plus the villains rarely seemed intimidating because they were either cute or too silly to be taken seriously. But now we have a guy with a bad mousse-job and a Roshi that doesn't look like Roshi and crappy wirework and a villain whose makeup looks about on par with a typical Star Trek episode and guns. That's not Dragonball, that's Hollywood [expletive] up a cute and enjoyable kid's show. They've done this with a lot of cartoons in the past (Garfield and Inspector Gadget made me CRINGE), and they shall continue to do so in the future. If the Eva movie ever gets off the ground, I can't wait for the rants on how they screwed up the looks of the robots, how the main characters are too old or too young, how there's barely any Asians in the cast... |
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Cliffjxn
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Dude, Steel Magnolias made $95,904,091! In 1989! It probably didn't cost more than 5 or 10 million to make. Brokeback Mountain cost about $14 million to produce and made more than $178 million. (Dragon Ball is said to have cost over 100 million to produce. I doubt that. But, if it's true it doesn't have a chance in Hell of making a significant amount beyond the break even point.) Both of those movies were solid hits as far as the studios were concerned. Just for the record I've never seen either of those movies, so, I'm not planning on holding anything up to their standard. Which is good, since I don't know what that standard is. I get what you're trying to say. And I agree a movie doesn't have to be acclaimed by every critic or as well written as, say, Batman Begins, but, if you make a movie you could at least aim for that level. Instead of writing down below your audience (I'm looking at you Bay), how about writing as if adults will be watching too? Because, guess what? They will be. Look at it this way, the original Star Wars was not the best or the smartest movie ever made. But, it wasn't the film equivalent of baby speak. And it wasn't a bait and switch either (DBE). It's a movie that really is good solid entertainment rather than mindless pap or cliched rip-off. Would it kill the people in Hollywood to shoot for that just for that level? |
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Cliffjxn
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I didn't say TF was bad because it was a bad adaptation of the Transformers TV show I just think it's a bad movie. Period. I kept being pulled out of the tons of little stupid things that went on every couple of minutes. Ever notice how the sun starts to set every time there's a fight or a battle? I swear, one scene starts at like 3 in the afternoon and 5 minutes later it's full night. How fact doe Michael Bay think that the Earth spins? And as for there being a balance between the humans and the robots, I strongly disagree. The robots a bit players in their own movie. John Voit's character was more fleshed out than any of the robots. No pun intended. The one good thing about the Dragon Ball movie is the main characters seem to actually be the main characters. |
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That's not very nice. -_-; anywho...I don't know if this thread should be another Transformers/Speed Racer blah blah blah debate... |
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This movie is gonna SUCK.
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Exactly. And ya guys (not you) have seen any of them, right? And can't wait for more like it?
I agree with you. I'm just picking on when people say Hollywood should make something "good," and then those people don't go out and watch the "good" movies. (Like WALL-E!!! ) |
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Unit 03.5-ish
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Speed Racer bombed because it was kitschy, tried to honor the original while spitting out SUPER SPIFFAY RAINBOW-COLORED FX, was based on a show most people forgot or didn't care about anymore, or hadn't even HEARD OF (the target audience was children...who...unlike the rest of us didn't see the show when MTV was airing it), etc etc etc.
Dragonball, granted, is a bit fresher in the collective consciousness, but even then, how many kids today even know anything about the original adventures of kid Goku? Does Fox even know what they're getting themselves into? Of course, imagine the outcry if they tried to make a movie based on Yu-Gi-Oh or Hikaru no Go; who wants to go watch characters play children's card games or an obscure Japanese board game most people in the US know nothing about? |
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tyger: I'll admit I like to veg out once in a while myself, but I hate when people watch stuff just because it has giant explosions. It should at least have a little more excitement, and less dumb-assery.
Unit: Pretty much agree with you on Speed Racer. I imagine that people read the DB manga, though, but Z is still more popular here. As for your last comment...
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Unit 03.5-ish
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Gah!
[expletive] Bakugan!? *Goes on a Nostalgia Critic-style rant about how absolutely horrible the show is* (Yes, I'm a big NC fan, if you haven't noticed by my mentioning him twice) But seriously, why? It really ISN'T a good show. I don't care if it was more or less made for mass consumption, that doesn't mean it deserves a movie. If the future of anime-based licensed movies is shows that are either well-known and crappy, old and forgotten, or some combination thereof, I seriously doubt we'll get any GOOD movies from these old shows. ...would it be wrong for me to say that while part of me would love a good live-action movie based on the Macross part of the Robotech story, the other part would KNOW they'd screw it up and it would end up just like Speed Racer for the reasons I mentioned above? |
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Cliffjxn
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Funny you should mention merchandising since I haven't seen any connected to DBE. One has to wonder about that. TF rant: Transformers isn't a bad movie because it's not faithful to the old cartoon(it's not, but that doesn't matter in this case). It's a bad movie because it is a bad movie. It's a big dumb collection of scenes mostly lifted from other (sometimes better) movies and cobbled together into something resembling a coherent film. Example: Remember the scene where the military guys have to call for back up and one of them borrows a cel phone? Well, almost that exact same thing was done in Clint Eastwood's Heartbreak Ridge, right down to the soldier making the call being hassled by the operator. Rant over. . . Mostly. Commercial success doesn't equal quality. Nor does it mean that the people responsible for that success are exercising good judgment. And just because you like something doesn't mean it is good. Example: Godzilla (1998) made about $380 million. I saw it twice. Looking back, I knew it was crap the first time I saw it, but, I liked the effects (I love dinosaurs and giant monsters) and there were a couple of good scenes. . . I can't stand Godzilla now though. Anyway, I've come to realize that several movies I liked were at least kind of lousy by subjective standards - lots of plot holes, bad acting, irritating stereotypes, poor editing, story sucks, point a to point d skipping b and c writing, etc. The point is you can like something and it can still be bad. It's nothing to be ashamed of, but, I wouldn't go around crowing about it either. Here's something to think about: I saw the first Highlander on opening day and three more times after that. At the time I thought it was the coolest movie ever. Now, I think it's kind of lousy. It still has special place in my heart, but, now I have a hard time watching it at all. Too many things jar me out of my suspension of disbelief. It's the same with TF, except the jarring started at the beginning, when the writers obviously got Cubans and Cajuns mixed up. And I'm pretty sure the I'm going to have the same problems with DBE. Just too many things jumping out and playing with my brain. [/u] |
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Unit 03.5-ish
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This would be an appropriate place for that were we discussing Transformers Revenge of the Fallen, but since we aren't, really, can we focus here?
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Cliffjxn
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[quote="enurtsol"][quote="Cliffjxn"]
You are comparing apples to oranges. I mean, you might have case if DBE was a about Goku and Picolo coming to blows (no pun intended) over their latent homosexual attraction to each other. You might have a point if Chichi and Bulma ran a beauty shop in the South. You'd have a point if those movies were in the same genre as DBE, but, they aren't. Yes, they were good movies according to most folk who saw them, but, "good" in this case isn't generic speak for, "everyone's cup of tea". Lord of the Rings, Narnia, Harry Potter, Spider-Man those are much better comparisons to what we are talking about here. Those are mostly good, well received movies too, not as heart breaking-ly serious, but, still good. I'm not asking for DBE to be as tightly written as, "All the President's Men", or, "The French Connection". I just want Sci-Fi or fantasy that doesn't piss me off/ make me groan every few seconds. What's the point of going to the movies to see something if it's only slightly better written than the average Sci-Fi Channel movie? (*cough*Transformers*cough*) Or if it's something that's been unnecessarily altered almost beyond recognition? |
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