Shelf Life Time Detective
by Bamboo Dong,
Steins;Gate Part 2 DVD
Emma: A Victorian Romance - Second Act DVD
Nothing this week
Hiiro no Kakera complete collection BD
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The hard-working and determined, but slightly useless protagonist is a young gal named Tamaki. During a visit to her grandmother, she discovers that she can see all sorts of non-human, supernatural creatures, and that she's in fact the next Tamayori Princess. There's some giant evil demon that's sealed away in the mountains, and it's up to the Tamayori Princess to make sure that it stays sealed. Luckily, she's assisted by five hot dudes, who are obligated to help her and protect her and walk her home from school thoroughly idyllic fields of poppies. But alas, there's some evil organization with members named after German numbers, because why not, who are very keen on destroying all the seals and obtaining the demon for themselves. This means that there are plenty of fights scattered throughout the series, but they are amongst the most static, most uninteresting fights to ever be animated. Because all the fighters can use magic, the vast majority of the battles just involve characters freezing into an action pose, screaming, and emitting CG energy beams from their palms. I'm fairly certain most of the actions scenes in Hiiro no Kakera are accomplished with no more than twenty drawn frames, with the rest just being pans of them shooting lightning bolts at each other. In fact, most of this series is pretty cheaply animated, so there's a disturbing amount of frozen faces that lifelessly gab at each other, eyes forced open to the world.
It doesn't help the monotony that every single character in Hiiro no Kakera is a walking cliché. At one point, perhaps to give fangirls more shipping fodder or to help fuel a daydream where Hunky Magic Dude #1 bakes her a cake or something, the primary characters spend five minutes talking about their hobbies. Tamaki literally does the thing where she pantomimes holding a microphone, and asks each boy, “So, what are your hobbies?” We learn that the sultry one actually likes crosswords, and the sweet healer boy likes to cook. One of the guys wants to ride across America on a motorcycle. Thrilling. Tamaki herself is cut from that cloth of anime heroines where she mostly gets in the way all the time so that she can be saved every five minutes from a soft-eyed hunk who chides her, “Don't make me worry about you.” At some point, someone on the writing staff must've said, “But isn't it really annoying how she just gets in the way all the time?” because halfway through the series, every time she does something annoying, another character will chime in, “It really shows your desire to help, though!” Lest you think the bad guys are saved from cliché, they're not. My favorite member of Evil Organization Logos is giant-breasted, minimally-clothed VIER, who mysteriously looks exactly the same as new English teacher Ms. Fiona, except with different colored hair. Uh-oh.
Needless to say, I didn't find Hiiro no Kakera to be terribly entertaining. It's not heinously bad, but it's certainly not interesting, nor suspenseful, nor funny, nor really any other adjective that can help time pass in a pleasing manner. Each scene felt like it dragged on for eternity, and there were times when I wanted to reach through the screen, shake the characters, and plead with them to either talk faster or stop dicking around. I won't hold my breath for the second season.[TOP]
Fortunately, everything else I watched this week was a blast.
If there's one complaint to be made, it's that the series meanders a bit during its journey. There's a little more filler than is necessary; for instance, when Rintaro convinces beta-timeline Ruka to make a big sacrifice, he's asked first to be her boyfriend for a day. It's a cute episode, I guess, but it detracts from the flow of the series. The romance between him and Kurisu, too, feels a little shoehorned in at times, especially since it escalates within the span of a couple of episodes. For the most part, though, the last half of Steins;Gate moves at a fast clip, and for the first time, we see the bigger picture of what's eventually caused by Rintaro's experimentations. We get a taste of what happens twenty-some years down the line, get a hint of what's at stake, and along the way, discover the true identities of several key characters as well.
Tangentially, there is one thing I think is worth mentioning, and it's that the location research used in Steins;Gate is alarmingly well done. There is something about seeing exact replicas of familiar buildings and places in anime that always excites me, yet terrifies me. Maybe it's because I always think of anime as a purely fictional realm, so when I see specific buildings and streets that I recognize, aside from classical landmarks, I get a nervous jitter of déjà vu. In the last episode of Steins;Gate, for instance, the characters come to Los Angeles for a Rai-Net tournament. I'm not sure I was expecting to see the Hall H terrace inside the LA Convention Center, nor the Westin Bonaventure, but it made my eyes pop a little.
In short, it's an incredibly satisfying set of episodes, and I found them even more gripping than the ones preceding them. The soft science of Steins;Gate is such that you can't think about the mechanics of the storyline nor the time travel too much, but as a suspense story, it works very well. [TOP]
But that's part of the delight in a show like Emma. We know that it's highly improbably for two people in that day in age to get everything they want—a marriage between rungs of the social ladder while still maintaining good social standing and wealth—but we also know that this is fiction, and magical things happen in fiction. So even while Emma is being courted by two wonderful men (formerly three), we know in our hearts that there's only one man for her. How it exactly happens, we can't be sure (and in fact, before the deal is sealed, we're asked to suffer through a few humdrum episodes of William begging investors for money for his family's railroad company), but it's the great driving force behind the series.
I wouldn't say that Emma is a masterpiece—the story does follow an expected trajectory, and the characters are limited in scope as to their roles and personalities, but it is comforting to watch. I think everyone needs a good old-fashioned rags-to-riches, love-conquers-everything story every now and again, and Emma is amongst the best. The characters are reasonably realistic and subdued, no one falls under any irritating anime stereotypes, and if this entire series were shot in live-action, I wouldn't be surprised to see it on BBC. Despite its intended demographic, I think this would be a good series for anyone in the mood for a good love story between two reasonable adults.[TOP]
That's it for this week. Thanks for reading!
This week's shelves are from Scott:
"My name is Scott, I'm 18 and I've been a big anime fan since November 2008. I had casually watched some anime as a kid on Toonami and the like, but my anime fandom really started with Bleach on [Adult Swim]. Got into manga buying around that time, but it wasn't until around Summer 2011 I REALLY started to collect anime. I hope to someday have a few bookcases full of anime DVD's/BD's (I really could use a bookcase right now)."
Nice collection so far!
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