Shelf Life Bottles in the Club
by Bamboo Dong,
Baccano! DVD 1
Red Garden Boxsets 1 and 2
Dragonball Z - Super Android 13 / Bojack Unbound
Save Me! Lollipop complete series
Welcome to Shelf Life.
At this point, one might think, “Why don't they just wait until she poops it out?” But you see, it's magic, so the only way to get it out is to wait for the higher-ups to mix together a potion. Presumably, it would no longer come out from the butt. But until then, two young sorcerer examinees must protect her from other wizards so that she doesn't get hurt, and that they end up being the team to reach the pearl. Obviously, one of them falls in love with her. And, of course, a handful of other men, because that's the way these types of shows work.
So what could you expect from such a show? Because there are a jillion teams trying to obtain the pearl, this trio is always fighting off other sorcerers who are trying to get at it. This almost always results in antics, like forcing two of them to swap bodies, or turning them into animals. Since everyone is in love with everyone else, there are also emotions swirling around everywhere. As ridiculous as I find the show's storyline, though, and as much as I loathe how terrifyingly useless and stereotypical Nina is, there were a few parts that actually made me chuckle. The episode where she and Zero (All the sorcerers are named after numbers! Isn't that clever? Zero, Ichii, San, Forte… get it? The last one's a pun.) swap bodies was pretty amusing, although the way they resolved it made me gag a little.
One thing I wanted to comment on, though, was the same thing I usually harp—the dub script. Sometimes I wonder if Funimation thinks we're all idiots. Their dubs leave nothing to the imagination, and fill in all the gaps for us. Instead of, “Every time I see you hanging out with another guy, I just feel so…!” it's, “Every time I see you hanging out with him, I feel so jealous!” Yeah, thanks for spelling it out for us. It's the same for all their shows, but this one really pushed me over the edge.
I'm not entirely sure what kind of person is supposed to buy Save Me! Lollipop. Little girls? Because I'm not entirely sure why anyone else would want to buy it. What does it bring to the table, except a cyclic narrative about sorcerers shooting fireballs and throwing talismans at each other? The story is neither exciting nor interesting, and the characters are incredibly dull. I fell asleep at least twice watching it, and had to keep jumping back to rewatch parts that I zoned out on. Save Me, indeed.[TOP]
The way that the narrative is presented is really imaginative. Rather than telling a linear story, it follows several seemingly unrelated storylines that intersect during key events. The events often double back, focusing on a different character in that scene, or coming at it from a different camera angle. Sometimes it'll use a previous scene, just to bring viewers back to a certain period of time that it can use as a launching point. It makes the series canter at a really fast pace, and there are never any dull moments. Viewers can also see how all the characters' lives intersect, and it's exciting to see the story slowly unravel.
To piece together some of it, though, the main conflict revolves around a group of alchemists who are seeking eternal life. They've obtained a potion that will grant them immortality, but they begin disappearing one by one. Centuries later, they end up in Prohibition-era New York, where things end up in one big brouhaha. They're not the only ones that make up the colorful cast of characters, though. Amongst them are various mafia members, gang members, thugs, a homunculus, and weirdly racist black and Asian side characters, with giant lips and slitty eyes, respectively. My favorites, though, are two bumbling thieves named Isaac and Miria, who serve as the comic relief. They're relentlessly cheerful, and round out the series nicely. Also, they're immortal, as many of the main characters are.
Baccano might have just become my new favorite series to follow, after Claymore. The action is intense (and unpredictable-- who thought someone's fingers would get sliced off in the first 30 seconds?), and the story hurtles forward at a madcap pace. There are dozens of characters to follow, but each are unique and bring something tangible to the table. I've always had a weak spot for mafia stories, and while this one's more frantic than your typical 30s-era flick, it's a lot of fun. I highly recommend this.[TOP]
The story starts when four girls wake up with the uncanny feeling that they don't remember anything about the previous night's events. As is eventually explained, the girls are actually dead, but have been brought back to life in “borrowed” bodies to fight monsters. For various reasons, they are now fighting on behalf of a group called Animus, whose enemy is another group called Dolore. They're each trying to steal a cursed book from the other group. It sounds pretty ridiculous and you wonder why they don't just hire someone who's really good at heisting things, but the real meat of the show is watching the girls try to put their lives back together. They know they're dead, but they struggle to learn what it really means to “live,” and cope with their new roles.
Without a doubt, Red Garden is one of the most visually pleasing supernatural shows I've ever seen. Without the unique artwork and the gorgeous animation (thanks, Gonzo), it might have just been another weird-girls-kill-things show, but this series is truly beautiful. Even the subtle but creepy soundtrack adds to the stark, industrial beauty of the show.
I don't really think the extra OVA really adds anything, though. Set in futuristic Manhattan, the girls are all grown up, and everyone rides around on weird hoverscooters. It seems to exist for the sole purpose of being awkwardly creepy, and to show the girls dressed in bizarre clothes that look like they were ripped from a Fanta commercial. The added hyuk is that all the side characters look just like the ones from the original series, which makes it weird because this woman who was totally dead in the series is suddenly back again. It's just a little uncanny.
Extraneous OVA aside, though, Red Garden is a real treat for those who want a sexier take on supernatural shows. The story is simple, but fun, and there's plenty of eye-candy for those who have a soft spot for quirky character designs. This is definitely worth checking out.[TOP]
In Super Android 13, Goku's just trying to mind his own business as he chows down at a restaurant. His relaxing day is interrupted when robots barge in and basically blow up the entire area. Since Goku's such a nice guy, he decides not to fight them there, but instead chooses to fight them in some barren Arctic wasteland. There, he has to face perilous enemies, who almost crush him, but are defeated in the nick of time. Meanwhile, in Bojack Unbound, a parallel story is told. Gohan, Krillin (or as the subtitles now like to call him, Kuririn, presumably to pacify all the fans who cried about it), Trunks, and some human are the top contenders in an intergalactic martial arts tournament. Things go haywire when bad guys infiltrate the contest and try to take over the world. Not too shockingly, Piccolo and Vegeta show up to lend some help, before Gohan realizes that all he needs to defeat Bojack et al is inside. His heart.
There's not much I can say about these DBZ movies that I haven't said before. If you like this franchise a lot, then I suppose you'd also like these mini-movies, but I'd also wonder why you haven't already bought them. But, in its defense, the packaging is really nice. These tin cases look really good, and their matte surface even makes me want to keep them around. The whole time I was watching these movies, I couldn't stop stroking the DVD cover, it was so nice. So maybe that's a selling point. But hey, DBZ is what it is.[TOP]
That's it for this week; thanks for reading!
This week's shelf is from Alex. These pictures are about a year old at this point (if I haven't posted your pictures, send new ones, folks!!), but they're still pretty impressive. Also, a picture of his chubby cat Kaname, who is super cute.
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