September 6th - 12th
by Brian Hanson,
Hey! You, there! The person who is reading this column right now, who missed the column I did last week! I am going to single you out and make you read it before continuing any further. It has lots of stupid cartoon doodles, made by yours truly! Sloppily made by yours truly, but made by yours truly nonetheless.
-Monday September 8 11:00pm - Episode 9 "Just What Exactly is Human?"
-Monday September 8 11:30pm - Episode 10 "Who Really Was Your Big Brother?"
Now and Then, Here and There
-Tuesday September 9 12:00am - Episode 9 "In the Chasm"
-Tuesday September 9 12:30am - Episode 10 "Prelude to Chaos"
The Sci Fi channel finally sobers up after a few weeks of lame repeats of stuff that fell out of a time portal from 1997, and remembers that, oh yeah! They were showing two markedly different and yet equally quality shows. Gurren Lagann returns to pure giant robot bliss, with a duo of episodes involving the mysterious, doe-eyed girl Nia, who takes a little shining to Simoun precociousness, while Now and Then, Here and There once again depresses the ever-loving s*** out of you as the devastation and sorrow and madness of war pile on for the big finale.
Sunday September 7 12:30am - Episode 79 (Repeats Sun Sep 7 3:30am)
Saturday September 6 9:30pm - Episode TBA
Some time ago somebody, wise and kind, told me which episode of Bleach was airing on YTV. As the weeks wore on, I have forgotten the kindly man's words, and now, faced with inaccurate and unhelpful TV scheduling sites, I am forced to wear the badge of shame; Bleach's premiere on YTV this week is a big, fat TBA. It's new, though! Just not AS new as the episode airing on Adult Swim, which has our heroes invading the dangerous "Bount" mansion to put an end to their ethereal chicanery, once and for all.
Saturday September 6 8:30pm - Episode 1 "The Shadow Comes Forth"
Shu is a plucky, high-spirited little scamp who dreams of being the best Knight Master ever! Which means his life is unusually droll and dull until he is called upon his inner power to protect the people he cares about, and then must set out for adventure! Why can't he just stay at home and enjoy his powers, you ask? Because. Just... because.
Sunday September 7 1:00am - Episode 19 "Island of the Gods" (Repeats Sun Sep 7 4:00am)
Zero and Kallen and Suzaku and Euphie are whisked away to a deserted island after an unprovoked attack! Actually that's a lie, as the attack was entirely provoked because of Zero's numerous and well-publicized attacks against the various powers-that-be. It's a deserted island, though! All kinds of Gilligan's Island-esque shenanigans are bound to result.
Ghost Slayers Ayashi
Wednesday September 10 10:00pm - Episode 6 "Dragon Aura Running" (Repeats Thu Sep 11 2:30am, 7:30pm)
An evil snake monster runs amok, slinking about and generally doing giant evil snake-like things. What can possibly get this inhuman demon to leave poor Edo alone? Perhaps maybe a human sacrifice??
Wednesday September 10 8:00pm - Episode 6 "The Burning Age of 17" (Repeats Thu Sep 11 1:30am, 6:00pm)
If you're "burning" at the age of 17, something needs to be inspected by a certified health professional. Physical wellness aside, Mai gets roped into helping out at a friend's wedding, where all kinds of mischief and roughhousing erupts.
Moribito: Guardian of the Spirit
Sunday September 7 1:30am - Episode 3 "A Fight to the Death" (Repeats Sun Sep 7 4:30am)
Balsa, the badass, buxom, spear-tossing bodyguard, pushes herself to her physical limits as she attempts to elude the Emperor's highly-skilled team of assassins. I can think of no better time when a large rack and spear-skills could come in handy.
-Saturday September 6 9:00pm - Episode 194 "Mysterious Curse of the Haunted Castle"
-Saturday September 6 9:30pm - Episode 195 "The Third Super-Beast"
Saturday September 6 8:00pm - Episode 150 "A Battle of Bugs: The Deceivers and the Deceived"
Ninjas and their ninja tricks! Naruto and his ninja-like compatriots visit the so-called "Land of Honey" in search of a missing person(s) on the Cartoon Network, and on YTV, Naruto falls into a trap while trying to save Hinata from a band of
Wednesday September 10 9:30pm - Episode 6 "The Lunar Flying Squirrels" (Repeats Thu Sep 11 2:00am, 7:00pm)
Speaking of ninjas, the crew from Planetes encounters a group of wacky space ninjas that entertain us with some tricks through the Moon's lower gravity. That sounds rediculous, yeah, but... just watch.
Saturday September 6 9:30am - Episode 540 "Our Cup Runneth Over"
Dawn, Ash's new erstwhile female non-sexualized compatriot, plans to make a comeback to the world of Pokemon wrangling through a contest held at a Pokemon center.
Wednesday September 10 9:00pm - Episode 6 "The Knights' Enchanting Melody" (Repeats Thu Sep 11 6:30pm)
Pacifica had been poisoned! Except that now she's fine, because of an antidote! An antidote brought to her by her faithful traveling companions, who have since learned of her particular, strange malady. Of being a girl that is supposed to bring about the end of the world.
Sunday September 7 12:00am - Episode 47 (Repeats Sun Sep 7 3:00am)
Poop, fart, Santa Claus, urine, (crude euphemisms for testicles), pee-pee ca-ca, butts. Oh, and here's a new episode of Shin Chan!
Saturday September 6 9:00pm - Episode 93 "A Voice From Another World"
A new episode of Zatch Bell on YTV?!? Outrageous! In this here episode-thing, Zatch and his human pet Kiyo do some investigatin' on behalf of the now-reformed former villain Dr. Riddles. DR. RIDDLES. Doctor. Riddles.
No big movie-feature shows are on this week, so I'm off the hook as far as trying to find something potentially humorous yet possibly deadly to say about Kai Doh Maru or Blood: The Last Vampire. I'll be back next week! Of course!
Bakugan Battle Brawlers
-Sat Sep 6 11:00am - Episode 2 "Masquerade Ball" (R Sun Sep 7 10:30am)
-Mon Sep 8 6:30am - Episode 5 "Runo Rules"
-Tue Sep 9 6:30am - Episode 6 "Combination Battle"
-Wed Sep 10 6:30am - Episode 7 "Bakugan Idol"
-Thu Sep 11 6:30am - Episode 8 "Girls Just Want to Have Fun"
-Fri Sep 12 6:30am - Episode 9 "Fight or Flight"
-Tue Sep 9 5:00am - Episode 24 "The Gunslingers"
-Fri Sep 12 5:45am - Episode TBA
-Sat Sep 6 6:30pm - Episode 214 "There Are Monsters Among Us" (R Sat Sep 13 6:30am)
-Sun Sep 7 6:30am - Episode 215 "Marcus' Inner Strength" (R Sun Sep 7 6:30pm)
-Mon Sep 8 6:30am - Episode 219 "The Ultimate Team No More?"
-Tue Sep 9 12:00am - Episode 217 "The New Team of Marcus and Thomas!"
-Tue Sep 9 6:30am - Episode 220 "A Birthday Kristy Will Never Forget!"
-Wed Sep 10 6:30am - Episode 221 "The Singer's Secret"
-Thu Sep 11 6:30am - Episode 222 "Never Meet Your Heroes"
-Fri Sep 12 6:30am - Episode 223 "Curse This Curse: Marcus' Bad Day"
-Sat Sep 13 12:00am - Episode 218 "Digital World, Here We Come!"
-Sat Sep 6 10:30pm - Episode 21 "No Free Lunch"
-Sat Sep 6 3:00pm - Episode 5 "The Teardrop From That Day" (R Sun Sep 7 11:00am)
-Sat Sep 6 3:30pm - Episode 6 "Eyeing the Pleasure" (R Sun Sep 7 11:30am)
Ghost Slayers Ayashi
-Sun Sep 7 10:30pm - Episode 5 "A Tale of Murder"
-Fri Sep 12 11:30pm - Episode 11 "Tender Emotions; Febbre Alta" (R Sat Sep 13 2:30am)
-Sat Sep 6 9:00am - Episode 2 "ACT.2: Revenge! The Rumbling Turbo" (R Sun Sep 7 8:00am)
-Sat Sep 6 9:30am - Episode 3 "ACT.3: Downhill Specialist Arrives" (R Sun Sep 7 8:30am)
-Sat Sep 6 10:00am - Episode 4 "ACT.4: The Battle Begins" (R Sun Sep 7 9:00am)
-Sat Sep 6 10:30am - Episode 5 "ACT.5: Dogfight!" (R Sun Sep 7 9:30am)
-Sun Sep 7 7:30am - Episode 1 "ACT.1: The Ultimate Tofu Store Drift"
-Sun Sep 7 5:00am - Episode 37 "The Man Who Fell In Love With Kagome"
-Sun Sep 7 5:30am - Episode 38 "Two Hearts, One Mind"
-Mon Sep 8 5:00am - Episode 39 "Trapped in a Duel to the Death"
-Mon Sep 8 5:30am - Episode 40 "Deadly Trap of Kagura, Wind Sorceress"
-Tue Sep 9 5:30am - Episode 41 "Kagura's Dance and Kanna's Mirror"
-Wed Sep 10 5:30am - Episode 42 "The Wind Scar Fails"
-Thu Sep 11 5:30am - Episode 43 "Tetsusaiga Breaks"
-Fri Sep 12 5:30am - Episode 44 "Kanjinbo's Possessed Sword"
-Sat Sep 13 5:30am - Episode 45 "Sesshomaru Wields Tokijin"
Kirby: Right Back at Ya!
-Sat Sep 6 11:00am - Episode 50 "Air Ride-In-Style, Part 1"
Law of Ueki
-Sat Sep 6 8:00am - Episode 41 "Law of the Real Thing and the Impersonator" (R Sat Sep 6 2:00pm, Sun Sep 7 10:00am)
-Sat Sep 6 8:30am - Episode 42 "Law of Team Barlow" (R Sat Sep 6 2:30pm, Sun Sep 7 10:30am)
-Sun Sep 7 9:00pm - Episode 5 "Rain, Tears..."
-Sun Sep 7 2:00am - Episode 6 "Playful Like Paradice"
-Sun Sep 7 3:30am - Episode 19 "The Origin of the World"
-Mon Sep 8 2:00am - Episode 7 "Treacherous Like Toros"
-Mon Sep 8 3:30am - Episode 20 "Secret Like Sul"
-Tue Sep 9 2:00am - Episode 8 "Agile Like Aikka"
-Tue Sep 9 3:30am - Episode 21 "Ominous Like O"
-Wed Sep 10 2:00am - Episode 9 "Surprising Like Super-Racer"
-Wed Sep 10 3:30am - Episode 22 "Revelations"
-Thu Sep 11 2:00am - Episode 10 "Resistant Like Rush"
-Thu Sep 11 3:30am - Episode 23 "Cruel Like Kross"
-Fri Sep 12 2:00am - Episode 11 "Silent Like Spirit"
-Fri Sep 12 3:30am - Episode 24 "Canaletto's Revenge"
-Sat Sep 13 2:00am - Episode 12 "The Will to Win"
-Sat Sep 13 3:30am - Episode 26 "The Moment of Truth"
-Sun Sep 7 10:00pm - Episode 5 "Fly Me to the Moon"
-Sat Sep 6 9:00am - Episode 539 "Pika and Goliath"
-Thu Sep 11 8:30pm - Episode 10 "The Journey"
-Sun Sep 7 9:30pm - Episode 5 "Lullaby of the Minstrel"
-Tue Sep 9 4:00am - Episode 24 "The Nightmare Dream Center"
-Wed Sep 10 4:00am - Episode 25 "Eilis of the Storm"
-Thu Sep 11 4:00am - Episode 26 "Reviving Yakumo"
-Fri Sep 12 4:00am - Episode 27 "Lanancuras Arises"
-Sat Sep 13 4:00am - Episode 28 "Lanancuras Unbound"
-Sat Sep 6 10:00am - Episode 12 "Beating Up Eggman, Part 1"
-Sat Sep 6 10:30am - Episode 12 "Survival of the Fittest" (R Sun Sep 7 11:00am)
-Mon Sep 8 6:00am - Episode 25 "Autoboot Camp"
-Tue Sep 9 6:00am - Episode 26 "Black Friday"
-Wed Sep 10 6:00am - Episode 27 "Sari, No One's Home"
-Thu Sep 11 6:00am - Episode 28 "A Bridge Too Close, Part 1"
-Fri Sep 12 6:00am - Episode 29 "A Bridge Too Close, Part 2"
-Sat Sep 6 11:00am - Episode 4 "Raring to Go"
-Sat Sep 6 11:30am - Episode 5 "The Shadow Duelist, Part 1"
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