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Zac wrote:

Do they come with a rag you can use to wipe down your wall? Wouldn't want anyone to lose their security deposit.

Hey, cool, more masturbation jokes! It's as though somehow, nobody has learned anything at all since last month!

At this point it's funny because even making simple stupid childish beat-off jokes is enough to rile up the persecution complexes.

I mean, I love a decent masturbation joke like anyone else, but the fact that it inspires genuine outrage now from you folks is priceless.

It's like getting really pissed off and self-righteously angry when someone makes a really lame yo momma joke. Why do you let it get to you so much? It's as cheap and easy a laugh as anything.

Yes Zac. I'm sure you'll appreciate it when people start saying your articles are nothing more than you masturbating all over the page.

Truly, hilarious.

You made the joke. Please find new material.

Also I can't believe you actually think insulting your reader base is a good idea. Holy shit.

Seriously Zac, grow the fudge up.

Timeenforceranubis wrote:

Zac wrote: Do they come with a rag you can use to wipe down your wall? Wouldn't want anyone to lose their security deposit. Hey, cool, more masturbation jokes! It's as though somehow, nobody has learned anything at all since last month!

Sorry was your goal to make it so I never, ever make jokes about that ever again?

So having made these exact jokes - as hacky as they are - for years and years in the same places, why is it suddenly now the world's greatest insult? I don't really understand why all of a sudden it's like HEY NOT COOL MAN if I make a beat-off joke about moe girls. Y'all seemed fine with it for like 8 years.

Well, I went to the trouble of explaining why your masturbation jokes are particularly tasteless. Not trying to force you to do anything, mind you, but the fact that, knowing what I've explained to you, you continue, plus the fact that you've now explicitly stated that you're basically doing it for the reaction now, is incredibly telling.

More like we're getting [expletive] tired of being considered second-class citizens by the "respectable" anime establishment, largely due to things you make up entirely in your own head.

Do they come with a rag you can use to wipe down your wall? Wouldn't want anyone to lose their security deposit.

You being "treated like second-class citizens by the "respectable" anime establishment" is something you made up entirely in your own head you paranoid weirdo. Jesus. At no point have you EVER been actually "treated like a second-class citizen". Christ.

So your point is that you explained to me how you take all this stuff way too seriously and have no sense of humor about it, and you can't understand why that isn't quite enough to make me go "hey man, I really shouldn't make dumb throwaway jokes about beatin' off to moe girls"? Your hypersensitivity and total lack of humor about it is precisely what makes it funny.

Tell you what - I'll never make another joke about moe fans jerkin' it if you admit that you're particularly humorless about this and just can't handle even the most basic and mild joke about it.

Zac wrote:

You being "treated like second-class citizens by the "respectable" anime establishment" is something you made up entirely in your own head you paranoid weirdo. Jesus. At no point have you EVER been actually "treated like a second-class citizen". Christ.

Yes, we're totally not repeatedly mocked by the executive editor of the internet's largest anime news site.

Clearly that is something that has never happened.

Right?

Moe fans are constantly accused of pedophilia, misogyny, sexual deviancy, and objectification, are unfairly judged as people based on what they do for leisure, and are generally treated like second-class citizens within the anime fandom. When everyone's already laughing at us and calling moe fans a whole lot of awful things, what on Earth makes you think we're suddenly going to be lighthearted about this?

You lose your humor about this crap pretty fast when you're being called a pedophile because of the cartoons you like.

Alright, alright, you guys are right.

Well, except RogerSterling. That guy can go jump.

But I'll promise you this: I'm never going to make a joke about moe fans masturbating to moe girls ever again. I'm not saying this facetiously, I'm seriously never going to joke about it again. You have my word.

Edit: in exchange for tossing out all jokes regarding moe kids whackin' it to moe girls, I have banned RogerSterling forever. You're welcome.

"You are what you eat." That saying also goes as, "you are what you enjoy". These things are made to satisfy a hunger, or craving. By example if one doesn't want the rest of the world to think one is wierd for being a shyte eater, than one shouldn't go boasting one likes to eat shyte on forums.

It was a joke,. a tasteless joke perhaps, but just a joke none the less. ANN isn't 4-ch. Have you ever thought that to whinge and rail about a joke about tossing to these stickers, is you telling the world "yeah we do that, so whats so funny about it? You're just being mean to us moe wankers!", compounding the hurt?