Additional Subscriber Ranks

Since this idea is widely supported and easy to do, we'll be adding a bunch of custom forum ranks that subscribers will be able to select in their subscription settings. Please refrain from adding offensive or misleading choices. For example, "Forum Guardian" might look inoffensive but is not acceptable because it could mislead people into thinking you're some kind of mod.
Which custom rank do you want?
In the name of the Moon, I shall passive-aggressively post my displeasure 8 out of 84 (9.5%)
The Red that is the Tatsuta River~ 6 out of 84 (7.1%)
Bibliophile 4 out of 84 (4.8%)
Reality is a myth 4 out of 84 (4.8%)
Gone Shopping in Yokohama 3 out of 84 (3.6%)
999 Passenger 3 out of 84 (3.6%)
Mushi-shi 3 out of 84 (3.6%)
Sushi Addict 3 out of 84 (3.6%)
Marathon Man 3 out of 84 (3.6%)
The Japanese Blu-Rays cost HOW much?! 3 out of 84 (3.6%)
Fujoshi forever! 2 out of 84 (2.4%)
It's a trap! 2 out of 84 (2.4%)
WTF CORN 2 out of 84 (2.4%)
Fabulous Max! 2 out of 84 (2.4%)
State Alchemist 2 out of 84 (2.4%)
501st Strike Witches 2 out of 84 (2.4%)
bringing kawaii back 2 out of 84 (2.4%)
The Flower We Saw That Day 2 out of 84 (2.4%)
Cosplay Otaku 2 out of 84 (2.4%)
Angel of War 1 out of 84 (1.2%)
Why Buy when you can build? 1 out of 84 (1.2%)
Potato 1 out of 84 (1.2%)
The embodiment of chocolate 1 out of 84 (1.2%)
Nice Boat 1 out of 84 (1.2%)
Don't make me use the Notebook. 1 out of 84 (1.2%)
Seinen 1 out of 84 (1.2%)
Seme (Ukes welcome) 1 out of 84 (1.2%)
DUCK Secret Agent 1 out of 84 (1.2%)
CLAT operative 1 out of 84 (1.2%)
Another Adolescent Mech Pilot 1 out of 84 (1.2%)
Misfortune be upon thee 1 out of 84 (1.2%)
Dying Breed 1 out of 84 (1.2%)
A Preacher Waving a Gun Around 1 out of 84 (1.2%)
Nyarko's BF 1 out of 84 (1.2%)
Gundam Pilot 1 out of 84 (1.2%)
More Cowbell 1 out of 84 (1.2%)
Ōarai Girls High School Sensha-dō, Anglerfish Team 1 out of 84 (1.2%)
But these are rated 'E' for 'Everyone!' 1 out of 84 (1.2%)
Anime Connoisseur 1 out of 84 (1.2%)
Don't turn it on, take it apart! 0 out of 84 (0.0%)
When in doubt, sand it out! 0 out of 84 (0.0%)
Symbol of Humanity's Decline 0 out of 84 (0.0%)