Isuzu: "And here, we have one of our old favorites, the Enchanted Tiki Room:"
Seiya: "I remember that one!"
Isuzu: "It's been getting less attendance of late--We feel this is due to it being one of the older attractions. We've since made changes in the show to accommodate this:"
Animatronic birds: "'In the Tiki-tiki-tiki-tiki-tiki Room...'"
Animatronic Iago from 'Aladdin': "'You birds have been doing the same show for thirty years
, you need a new act!'"
Seiya: "Er, I don't think that's particularly going to help the problem.
Isuzu: "And over here, we have Disney Institute, where parents can spend the afternoon taking day-classes in cooking, computer and flower arrangement."
Seiya: "But, wouldn't they rather be at the park with their kids?"
Isuzu: "Our current promotional marketing is focused on the idea that parents hate
the parks and are embarrassed to be seen there."
Seiya: "I...think we may need to change that strategy somewhat."