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Kicksville
Joined: 20 Nov 2010
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2018 4:17 pm |
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We could've had flying cars!
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Lemonchest
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2018 5:14 pm |
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30 men were arrested today after trying to initiate a gang bang with a washing machine. Police are having a hard time recovering forensic evidence; a fact which Kao intend to use in future advertising.
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kotomikun
Joined: 06 May 2013
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2018 5:42 pm |
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"Wide Haiter EX Power" deserves some sort of award for most inexplicable use of gratuitous English. "Haiter" isn't even a real word and I have no idea what they were going for with any of that.
This is one of those things that someone from 100 years ago would find completely incomprehensible. I mean, even knowing what "virtual youtubers" are, I'm struggling to wrap my head around why over a thousand people would apply to be extras in an ad for laundry chemicals.
...Wait, there's a "laundry cafe?" This gets weirder every time I look at it. Maybe it's a quantum mechanics thing.
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Irahabitual
Joined: 04 Aug 2018
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2018 6:40 pm |
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Everything about this article is funny.
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Zin5ki
Joined: 06 Jan 2008
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Location: London, UK
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 9:36 am |
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| Quote: | | More than 1,000 people applied to participate in the event, and 30 were allowed to attend. |
Unsuccessful applicants would later describe the event as a 'complete washout'...
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