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goodwin999



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:45 am Reply with quote
After watching my 50 hentai this weekend i decided to write about some of the best and worst hentai(s) i ever watched. I also hope to get some good ideas on which hentais to watch in the future. Wink

Best

1) Akiba Girls- This was the most enjoyable hentai for me. The show accomplished both its goals (interesting storyline and excitement Wink Wink Wink ) I also loved all the girls (they were all so hot and bangable Wink ). The bit of incest was also an added bonus Laughing .

2) Darling- 4 or 5 hentai plots packed into one!!! I gave this hentai the reward for best story (It would have been my #1 hentai if there were more hot chicks and if they had deleted the rape story)

3) D vine Luv- Another good series with "very hot" chicks and a decent storyline. The X scenes were some of the best I ever saw!!!

*Note I saw ALOT of bad hentais I will list the worst of the worst
*I consider rape, monster themes, tortures, etc...to be bad hentais.

Worst

1) Princess 69- This was one of the first and worst hentais I ever saw and this ALMOST made me quit hentai all together. When I saw those helpless little girls being tortured by that very sick fat man, it just made me sick. The show scaried the cr*p out of me ( and im sure that it scared the cr*p out of the girls too) Wink .

2) Bible Black (Every Series that came out)- I know most people enjoy this hentai, but, again, it scaried the cr*p out of me. *Universal Law -Chicks are not suppose to have any manly parts Shocked * I also did not enjoy the death, brainwashing, and creepy storyline.
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Abarenbo Shogun



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Question to the mods: How far can I go without resorting to using Spoiler tags to censor the stuff the filters won't catch?
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fighterholic



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:52 am Reply with quote
Umm, I don't think you're going to get a whole bunch of responses from people on this site, because 70% of them are in high school or younger.
I really wouldn't have a favorite hentai, because I've not seen too many and the ones I have really couldn't produce that great of a storyline. After all, it's porn. The really bad ones, though, are ones I think where the animation isn't really that great, meaning poorly drawn characters (not genitals), and the voicing sounds like it was done in a none soundproof room. A majority of these ones would be from Adult Source Media.
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ryujin jakka



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:56 am Reply with quote
I would help you , However I belive that hentai is immoral so I don't watch it. And I agree with fighterHolic, You won't get many posts here on this forum. Sorry man.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 1:28 am Reply with quote
Posted in another thread a while back -

I wrote:
My favorite hentai would be Wet Summer Days. There's no rape, bondage, tentacles, or anything along those lines, and it would still be a solid watch without any H content. It features three standalone stories dealing with the theme of death, and is actually quite similar to Shinigami no Ballad, except not as gloomy. The H is an added bonus, I guess.


Runner up would be either Viper GTS or Body Transfer. Viper GTS had some great "X scenes" (I'll go with your term), and the story was halfway decent. Plus, the girls were really good looking, and that's always a plus. Body Transfer was kind of creepy, but I actually enjoyed the plot quite a bit, and I actually watched Episode 2 immediately after Episode 1 for plot, and it unravelled many of the mysteries in Episode 1 and pieced things together. The main character is a decent person too (which is something not often come across in H-anime).

My least favorite would probably be Night Shift Nurses. It was sadistic and quite awful, and the main male lead is pretty much a bastard in all respects.

And I generally prefer H-manga over animated hentai. It's quicker, and it's easier to get away with being lame when it's not animated.
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DemonEyesLeo



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 2:05 am Reply with quote
fighterholic wrote:
Umm, I don't think you're going to get a whole bunch of responses from people on this site, because 70% of them are in high school or younger.


I don't know about that; there's been a couple in the past that have gone for a decent amount of pages.

My favorite is Bible Black. There are some parts in it that were quite unsettling; but overall I liked the gothic/black magic themes, settings and imagery.

I also really liked La Blue Girl because I found it completely hilarious. The show doesn't take itself seriously and so everything, even the sex, is like one big joke.

Least favorite, I've seen a little bit of Love Doll, and I found that to be even more unsettling than certain scenes in BB.
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DKL



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 2:26 am Reply with quote
I saw Viper GTS recently...

For some reason, I felt like I was gonna go to hell after seeing it (har har har).

But yeah, it was pretty okay... I liked the end song.

The animation and design are a little weird though (by me)... the animation feels like they cut corners here and there and the designs kinda feel sluggish...

But, it's no big deal... still looks pretty good... maybe I'm just being anal.

Let's see... Beat Angel Escalayer is pretty good too... nice production values and a story that has some surprisingly unobvious details (for starters... took me a while to figure out that Ryoko was actually that... uhh... that lady who worked at Dielast).

Oh, but the huge wang kinda scared me since it literally came out of nowhere.

Moonlight Lady is also pretty good... lots of lesbian moments, which is always cool.

Though, I should re-assess using the word "lesbian" given that it's technically "bi" moments... isn't it?

I also liked Maid in Heaven, although, I just feel like a douche after watching for some reason. Both parties consent, but the male lead guy is still a big douche no matter how I go about it.

As for least favorite... well... I'm not too into Angelium, but it's not all that bad (Zeus is a pretty cool character)... it just felt too short.

But, I haven't seen enough stuff yet... so I dunno.

OH YEAH!

There's this new title from TRSI that's coming out soon!

I can't remember what it was called though... but it was coming out in October and it was about... damn... I can't remember...

But the designs were quite nice!
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 5:05 am Reply with quote
fighterholic wrote:
Umm, I don't think you're going to get a whole bunch of responses from people on this site, because 70% of them are in high school or younger.


animenewsnetwork.com/poll.php?id=56

Although it's about a year old, I'm guessing the user base hasn't changed that drastically. This would mean it is almost the opposite, with 71.4% of users being 18+.

I'd like to see them do another poll like this actually, to see if the results have changed at all within the last year.
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ironwarrior



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 8:18 am Reply with quote
I <3 HENTAI!

Best: Bondage Game
Think you've seen everything? Think again. Bondage Game is a masterpiece of the aburb and decadent--almost every sexual deviancy that you can imagine is represented here. The ending is one of a kind in that it ends spoiler[with a snuff shot.] I love this movie, putting it in my Top Ten list.

Worst: Tournament of the Gods: Title Match
I had high hopes for this one as I liked the misogynist theme where the winner gets to rape, pillage, and burn with reckless abandonment. Unfortunately, the character animation is poor and the although hentai plots are almost nonexistent, the plot is as bad as Revenge of the Sith, with random sequences thrown back and forth and no real cohesion whatsoever.

There isn't a hentai that will disgust me--give me more! Smile
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free2slap



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 8:50 am Reply with quote
My favorite for now has got be taboo charming mother. Even though it has the same concept "blackmail" as some several other hentais, the story is really amazing. Besides the characters are more straightforward and they don't shy out to get down dirty. There aren't any details left out, i mean if they're going to show a h... , then everything is plain out the open. Rolling Eyes

My worst is Nine O'Clock Woman. The art is bad, the scenes are bad, everything is just bad. I wouldn't call it hentai also because God i've seen better.

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1) Akiba Girls- This was the most enjoyable hentai for me. The show accomplished both its goals (interesting storyline and excitement ) I also loved all the girls (they were all so hot and bangable ). The bit of incest was also an added bonus


It seems this hentai has some good ratings, so i put it in my watch list. Wink
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unhealthyman



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 9:20 am Reply with quote
I've always preferred my porn to have no plot, because no plot > appalling porn plots.

Not seen a great deal of Hentai, would be kinda interested to see a 'romantic' one with a story (as opposed to scary tentacle rape and lots of even more screwed up stuff,) - Futari Ecchi (obviously technically ecchi rather than hentai) sounds interesting, but I'm not sure if it would end up holding my interest.

Bible Black seemed to have a plot, although I flicked through it briefly and haven't watched it since. Night Shift Nurses had some pretty vile characters and a pretty vile plot. I dunno, most Hentai I have seen ended up being pretty forgettable.
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daxomni



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:48 am Reply with quote
Hentai is an odd slice of anime in my view. I mean, you're mixing strictly adult themes with an unsophisticated and generally sloppy medium primarily associated with children. Who the hell is the intended audience for that? I happen to be the rare adult who enjoys watching anime and doesn't mind a bizarre porn flick now and then, so hentai is no big deal to me. But, I find it really surprising that there are enough other folks to keep the US hentai market alive over all these years.

Five Best...

1. Kite - Awesome production quality for a hentai title. Not all hentai is beat-off material and this title proves it. If you get off to this then maybe you should start praying for your soul. A number of people voiced their displeasure about the initial censored version and eventually a Director's Cut and even later an Uncut version were released. Personally I don't think it matters too much which version you end up with, but if you're staunchly anti-censorship and you think you can handle blatant loli-rape then I suppose the Uncut version is for you.

2. Mezzo Forte - Almost as good as Kite and sophisticated enough to side-step some of the controversial aspects through careful plot twists. In the case of Mezzo Forte I actually recommend the Director's Cut; otherwise I'm not even sure it really qualifies as hentai.

3. Midnight Sleazy Train - I happen to enjoy the whole train sex genre and so MST is right up my alley. If train sex isn't your thing then this might not be for you, but it's still one the more amusing titles in my view. It even has a decent sound track and most of the sex was consensual IIRC.

4. XPRESS TRAIN - Here we go again with more train sex. This time the characters are so over-the-top that I really laughed out loud on more than one occasion. If you take your hentai seriously then you probably won't enjoy this title, but otherwise you should be good to go.

5. Kisaku the Letch - This is a bogus title that won me over with its humorous portrayal of the primary perpetrator. Only volume one is necessary to get a good laugh; the rest of the series failed to build on the aspects that initially drew me into the first volume and instead focused on the themes and aspects that didn't do much for me.


Five Worst...

Wow, there are just so many bad hentai titles that this list could go on forever. Oh well, here's a random sampling...

1. See In - I have no idea what this was or what it was about. Seriously. I really had no idea whatsoever what I was watching. I'm not sure if it was just the horrible translation quality or if the content itself was just worthless, but either way this title was pure crap.

2. Xtra Credit - Some teacher has tough time with her students playing pranks on her and attempts to resolve the issue by taking the advice of a bisexual slut coworker. Sorry, no dice. Even the guys pestering her don't seem very interested. What a joke.

3. Five Card - Oh man this series was bad. You had a long and barely-animated recap intro for each episode which eventually fed into a terrible plot with unattractive characters and low production quality. This series was a complete miss in my book.

4. Maids in Dream - Okay, so it's one of the rare fully consensual titles but the guy feels horribly guilty afterwards? WTF?

5. Perverse Investigations - Apparently the way to solve a murder mystery is to videotape various sex acts and then threaten and rape some random girl. Hmm. Okay. Right. Whatever. If this series was even mildly amusing maybe I could forgive the premise, but as it was I simply couldn't make it through to the end.


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fighterholic



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:42 pm Reply with quote
*Takes back statement made in the first post about the user ages*
Funny thing about hentai in Japan is it's censored, and you get one episode per video or disc. Over here you can get anywhere from 1 to three eps on a disc. Plus it's uncensored.
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DKL



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:43 pm Reply with quote
I think it's because of the censorship laws they have in Japan...

I don't the whole story though, but it goes back to WW II or something where you weren't allowed to depict genetalia and stuff.

Does anyone have a better take on it?
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fighterholic



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:53 pm Reply with quote
I hear that they're trying to revise those laws, actually. I've also been hearing from certain contacts that I have in Japan that there ura videos are starting to become more common.
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