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carol1988



Joined: 12 May 2018
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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2018 9:12 am Reply with quote
SpongeBob NoPants! | Every Time SpongeBob WASN'T Wearing Pants
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪ (pants ripping) - Order up, Squidward. - Well, well, if it isn't SpongeBob Underpants. (laughing) (yelling) (feet treading) (jets firing) - Gotcha! (somber music) Friends forever. (babbling) (yelling) (babbling) - Nobody look down.

- My leg! Of my pants! - Seat yourself, sir. Be with ya in a minute. I won't be needing these.

♪ Buzz, buzz, buzz ♪ ♪ Buzz, buzz, buzz ♪ - He took off his pants. - I'll give him a week. - I'll give him 11 minutes. (groaning) - It's laundry day, Gary. Oops.

- Does he always do that after he eats? - [Patrick] Only on Wednesday. (alarm buzzing) - We need a box for him to sleep in.



There you go. It's the best seat in the house.

(rim shot) Not ripped pants. Pants ripped up. Someone call the police. There's a pant thief on the loose. (wind blowing) - Got your apple ready?

Lucky undergarments? Hold on, hold on. Bingo. (yelling) - What's happening to me? (gasping) (dramatic music) Wow.

Oops. (laughing) (groaning) I steamed myself tiny. Woohoo, I steamed myself tiny. Whoo! Gee, being on strike with Squidward sure is a kick.

My terrific jellyfishing net, old reliable. Old reliable? (yelling) (dramatic music) It's gone! Oh, right, pants. - [Narrator] One pair of pants later.

- Patrick, old reliable's been stolen. (yelling) (fog horn blows) (yelling) Ready for work. Morning, Squidward. (underpants snap) (yells) Not ready for work. (yelling) - Whatever.

(fog horn blows) ♪ I never thought that I would have a chance like this ♪ ♪ But dreams exist as big as this one ♪ ♪ If happiness are patties frying on the grill ♪ ♪ I'll have my fill upon each fresh bun ♪ ♪ Here's a day that couldn't get much better here ♪ ♪ This is the greatest I've ever been ♪ ♪ It's so cool I oughta wear a sweater ♪ ♪ Just to hold onto the poor feeling ♪ - The killer crab.



(gasping) - No. - You're right. Too scary. (blades slicing) (dishes clattering) I can't get the suds, because then I'll have to miss work.

(sneezes) (meows) No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this. I wanna wear tighties. You might wanna put these on. (bubbles popping) ♪ Buzz, buzz ♪ ♪ Buzz, buzz ♪ - Where are ya, little square dude?

SpongeBob's tie and all his other little dressings? But, but, he always folds his clothes before runnin' around in the nude. - I gotta find out what's in that secret box. - Okay, I'm ready. - Any particular reason you took your pants off?

- That stuff stains clothes, right? - That it does, Patrick. That it does. Good thinking. Here, hold this a second.

I'm SpongeBob JunglePants. - Oh boy. (yelling) - This crew is a lie.



(growling) - [Pirate] Avast! Pineapple ho.

Leave to and prepare to be boarded. - Ah, go home already. Patrick's lucky. He gets to practice in the middle of the night with his jellyfishing net. Funny thing is, Patrick's net disintegrated yesterday.

(groaning) (crowd gasps) - [SpongeBob] Yellow. - [Patrick] Pink? - [Both] You do care. (sobbing) - Let's promise to never fight again, buddy. - Yeah, pal.

Let's go home. (whistling) (audience booing) You're my best friend ever. - You too, Patrick. - You know, these were white when I bought them. (tires screeching) - See ya later.

- They left us in the middle of nowhere. - Oh, this isn't the middle of nowhere. We're actually right on the edge of nowhere. - Well, at least it isn't raining. (thunder clapping) (wall crumbles) - SpongeBob, what are you doing?

I'm talking to you. SpongeBob? SpongeBob! Are you mad? - Shut your mouth, you mediocre clarinet player.

- Mediocre? - Ha-ya! - I may be down, but I'm not out. - Way to go, buddy. It took us three days to make that potato salad.





Three days! - Let 'er rip, Gary. (sips) Ah. Ta-da! Goodnight, Gary.





Ah, this isn't right. Goodnight, Gary. Wait, this isn't right either. Nope. Uh-huh.

Negative. Come on, come on, get it right. (inspiring orchestra music) (panting) (suspenseful music) - I caught ya now, SpongeBob. - Patrick, no! There they go again, Gary.

I suppose I'll never join them in the sky.



I'll be stuck on the ground, sentenced to a flightless life. Oh well, I guess all dreams aren't meant to come true. (pants snap) Back to reality. Oh, okay, I'm taking them off, I'm taking them off.

There. - Uh, lad. (laughing) (yells) Oh no, oh no, no, no, no, Mr. Krabs. I can't do it.

Anything but that. - I understand. You were a good little fry cook, SpongeBob. But we'll find another. Hopefully one that'll listen to old Mr.

Krabs. - Oh, Mr. Krabs, I'll listen. I promise. (yelling) Please save me, Mr.

Krabs. (sobbing) I promise I'll be good. (exhales) - [All] Oh, look.



(laughing) - [Fish] It's SpongeBob NudeyPants. (yells) (snoring) - You can keep the change.

(rumbling) What? (yelling) (eraser squeaking) Must get back to desk. (clocks ticking and ringing) (panting) That was a close call. (yells) My pants! - Yoohoo, down here.

- You get up here. I gotta get back to work. - Freedom! - [SpongeBob] Stop, pants! You get back here this instant.

- Help! Help! - Holy crabby patties. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's arch nemesis, the Dirty Bubble.



I can't believe it.

(laughing) - You cannot save them, Sponge of Mystery. They are trapped by my awesome surface tension. - You don't understand. You're my most favorite super villain. Can I have your autograph.

- Oh no. Oh no, you fools. Stay back. The point. (whimpering) Watch the point!

- First, I close the photo chamber. And finally. (machine rumbling) (glass shatters) - Two things that won't work.



- I've changed my mind. I want soup instead.

- Okay. Don't move. (sobbing) Oh, what have I done? What have I done? (sobbing) All that glitters is not gold.

(sobbing) Goodbye, best friend. (sobbing) ♪ The most important meal of the day ♪ ♪ Servin' it up Gary's way ♪ Enjoy, buddy. Oh, you know, I've been feeding this to Gary for years, and I don't even what it tastes like. (gagging) - What is it, Peterson? - I'm not sure.

I feel a disturbance. - Do yourself a favor, kiddo. Sign here, and you'll be protected. - I, hmm, no. - Here.

- Okay, thanks. (pen squeaking) - And while you're ready, clumsy, why not buy two? - Okay. (pen squeaking) (laughing) Huh? Hey, my jellyfish friends are helping me fly without pants.

I guess it just goes to show ♪ You don't need a plane to fly ♪ ♪ Plastic wings may make you cry ♪ ♪ Kites are made for windy days ♪ ♪ Lawn chair with balloons fly away ♪ ♪ Inflatable pants ♪ ♪ You may as well skip ♪ ♪ If you want to fly ♪ ♪ All you need is friendship ♪ Yeah.



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jeriaisensi



Joined: 30 May 2018
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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2018 5:54 am Reply with quote
I purchased the Hulu for anime as one of my friends suggested me for watching anime. I wasted my $8 as there were only handful anime series. Instead, I should have opted for Crunchyroll.
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Heishi



Joined: 06 Mar 2016
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2018 5:59 pm Reply with quote
If you mean purchase, Najica Blitz Tactics, maybe?

I sold the box set at a convention several years ago.
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Kruszer



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Location: Minnesota, USA
PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:34 am Reply with quote
Well I used to buy a lot of stuff off the shelf blind, back when anime was actually available at physical stores around here. I ended up with plenty of crap I didn't like and sold off later like Chrono Crusade, Gantz, Gilgamesh, Blassreiter, and Nabari no Ou.
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Billy02



Joined: 13 Jun 2018
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:08 am Reply with quote
I think i will go for gantz. well i am glad i lost it (maybe on purpose) haha
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