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Lostlorn Forest



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2015 12:17 pm Reply with quote
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The Smell of Black Coffee, A Bearded Man Poured in a Texan Wild, in 1872

I want this so bad.
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LiteKnite



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2015 12:25 pm Reply with quote
Not intended to be a substitute for actual bathing.
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Mr. Oshawott



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2015 12:31 pm Reply with quote
The scent of toasted bread would really get myself raring for breakfast at dawn.
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endallchaos



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2015 12:44 pm Reply with quote
The Smell of Lightly-Toasted Bread, You Enjoy at a Cafe in a Town on a Hill

The most interesting one! Smile
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Lemonchest



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2015 12:46 pm Reply with quote
I'd like to take this opportunity to announce some of my own creations:

The scent of a jockstrap after winning the big game.

That evocative mix of disinfectant & death, reminding you of your grandfather.

The smell of a man who's had a few too many & isn't in the mood to take no for an answer.

Order now & I'll throw in some essence of Gelfling, extracted freshly by the Skeksis themselves!
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DuchessBianca



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2015 12:50 pm Reply with quote
I always find it fascinating and amusing to see some of these wacky things that are created. The "The Rosy Fragrance of a Princess, Turning Back to a Lad Who Called Her" is definitely a funny one and so random haha
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7PhoenixAshes



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2015 12:53 pm Reply with quote
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The Smell of Black Coffee, A Bearded Man Poured in a Texan Wild, in 1872


So...it's the scent of weeks of built-up B.O., horse sweat, unwashed clothing, and cow manure? Rolling Eyes

And, as a Texan, I'm curious as to what kind of "Texan Wild" they're picturing. Plains? Desert mountains? Forest? Seashore?!?
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Hameyadea



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2015 12:53 pm Reply with quote
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The Smell of a Girl Wrapped in a Bath Towel After Shower


That's a fancy way to market a soap fragrance.
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OzuBezariusu



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2015 1:30 pm Reply with quote
So I guess they hired Jean-Baptiste Grenouille? Laughing

Honestly I always thought that Perfume: The Story of a Murder would make a great anime adaptation, after all, it made a hell of a movie. Not to mention, you could totally merchandise off of it with stuff like this too. Twisted Evil
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Cutiebunny



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2015 2:09 pm Reply with quote
And here I was hoping this interest topic would be sponsored by Omakase and Tokyo Otaku Mode...sorta like everything else on this board now.

...Why 1872? Were marketing studies done to show that 1872 would be preferred over 1871 or 1873? I'm personally more curious to see what they think bearded man in the Texas summer in 1872 smells like. Because I'm sure deodorant was not a product he was familiar with using.
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grooven



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2015 2:09 pm Reply with quote
I want to smell these things Anime hyper They sound hilarious!
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Kadmos1



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2015 2:26 pm Reply with quote
I have a twisted mind but even this is pushing it. Seriously, keep fueling the flame of otaku/anime & manga fans being creepy.
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prime_pm



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2015 3:37 pm Reply with quote
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The Smell of a Girl Wrapped in a Bath Towel After Shower


"A Relaxed Grin on Her Face as She Shaves Her Naughty Bits and Cleans Out Shower Drain"
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AnimeAddict2014



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2015 4:28 pm Reply with quote
if you need your partner to get a bath so they will smell nice...because your partner's sweat/stent smelled like crap to you..

then you might have a problem.. since you two might not be ideal for each other

of course it might not be true for all cases
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2015 4:48 pm Reply with quote
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The Smell of Black Coffee, A Bearded Man Poured in a Texan Wild, in 1872


Guys, if you really want this, I can hook you up for a lot less than $59. The year might be a little off, but you'll never notice the difference.
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